I wish that all my spam mail was for real

Sir Kenneth

Sir Kenneth

You're f**king out!
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That I'd actually won several millions of dollars in random and completely free internet lotteries I never even signed up for, that those Nigerians actually would put several millions of dollars into my bank account if I'd just give them my account number, and that random hot chicks I don't even know actually would like to show me their nude photos and arrange hot dates with me.

THAT would be totally awesome.
 
Heh, you know... So do I. :P So much free stuff! All those free 360s, PS3s and Wii's, loads of cash and "investment options". Some I wouldn't like to be real, like the "increase you ***** size" etc, but the free cash and stuff I could sell... That would be awesome!
 
Yes, I could have increased my penis size by 1-4 inches and some Nigerians would have made me very rich.
 
I never get these mails you speak of. My mate gets loads
 
i USED to get these.
 
Actually those spams comes when you visit a website that got the same interests the spam letter talks about, or when you press on some advertise says "Free PS3", or "Congrats you are the visitor number 54123512632"....Just like that-_-

TYK said:
I could have increased my penis size by 1-4 inches
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You were actually trying to find away to grow your penis bigger :gasp:
 
Mr Chow said:
I never get these mails you speak of. My mate gets loads
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If it wasn't for you posting on this message board, I'd be asking you if you were sure that your computer is hooked up to the internet.

Oh and if all those "increase the size of your member" e-mails were for real, I'd be hung like a whale by now.
 
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