The FF "What if..." Game

Argor251 said:
Well in VII Tidus would get mistaken for Meg Ryan and get taken off as a lover for Don Corneo.
In FFVIII Kimahri will get laughed at because non-human talking creatures other than Moomba are very rare in that universe, and him being bright blue and with a gigantic horn (not only that, but it is broken), he'll get laughed at, he'll get all sorts of names. Also Rikku and Selphie will get involved in a slap war...
In FFIX Lulu will pick Vivi up, thinking he is a doll to use to cast magic. As a result Vivi will fry her... Meanwhile Kimahri and Freya will compete in jump wars / contests. Zidane will epic win over Tidus over kick-ass'ability and win Yuna's heart, but unable to get him (as he's preoccupied with Garnet) she becomes an evil villain set on destroying the world. Also Auron laughs at Steiner, but Steiner doesn't get the joke and gets really angry... Quina eats Wakka mistaking him for a red chicken monster, which Quina likes.

All of that was lame, but meh. It was an attempt! :P



What if Don Corneo was the principle villain of FF7, and there was no Sephiroth?
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Then he would attack only female party members with perverted attacks, leaving the male party members to lay the smack down on his fat ass. :monster:

What if Kefka and Trance Kuja had a "who can cause more mindless destruction" contest? :monster:
 
Then Kefka would win as he killed more people and did it for fun, not anger or revenge.

Funny you should mention laying the Smackdown on Don Corneo... I made him on Smackdown Vs Raw 2009 the other day. :D



What if... The FF4 moon was made of cheese?
 
Terra would die on her long trek home, causing greif for everyone, way to go...

What if... The Warriors of Light had an epic battle with Garland and 3 of his apprentices, 17 cobras, 8 werewolves, 22 Grey slimes, Sin himself, 2 Genisis clones, 777 Shinra SOLDIER Class 3's, and a goblin?
 
Then cloud would be crossed dressed the entire game

What if Grounds Keeper Willy was a corcerer controlling Ultimecia
 
ACardAttack said:
Then cloud would be crossed dressed the entire game

What if Grounds Keeper Willy was a corcerer controlling Ultimecia
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Then Principal Skinner would intervene to drag him away to clean dirty floors for his mother.

What if Sephiroth missed when he went to impale aeris and instead she impaled him with his own sword, but went mad after killing him and became the main boss?
 
Firstly Sephiroth would still live, as it was technically Jenova that stabbed Aerith, but Sephiroth would never be able to stop Aerith from praying for whatever she was praying, holy and peace I think. On the other end of the scale, Aerith would realise that the world now rests on her, and that she's supposed to be dead. The thought alone willl turn her insane. She will eat Cloud, and kick Cait Sith into the planets core to be melted. She would impale Tifa with her pole, blast Cid off to space after destroying the escape pods, chop off Barretts other hand, lock Red XIII up in a cage and feed him to the sharks, tell Vincent he epic failed at stopping Hojo do what he did to Lucretia making him depressed and go back to sleep in his coffin again, she'll tell Yuffie to stop eating smarties and be so annoying after throwing her own shuriken at her, and then Sephiroth... She would then go to the core of the planet, laugh at Sephiroth for being an epic fail of a monster at the moment, and kill him at ease. She would then start the new Cetra race herself, and create a little army to destroy modern humanity with.

As the party is all dead, NPC's are introduced as playable characters, such as Joe (Black Chocobo rider), The Turks and Rufus (they see no point in their deeds anymore and want to stop Aerith). So yeah... She goes mad, they go to stop her, and they manage, sort of, to hold her back. Thats what happens.

Urgh... I'm outta ideas these days, and getting increasingly bizzare with them.


What if Mikoto became the new Angel of Death, following Kuja and Zidane, and landed on Gaia and became a villain? I.e, what if everything we saw in FF9 happened later, and at a time that Garland sent Mikoto down, rather than having the party visit Terra before he does so.
 
Argor251 said:
Firstly Sephiroth would still live, as it was technically Jenova that stabbed Aerith, but Sephiroth would never be able to stop Aerith from praying for whatever she was praying, holy and peace I think. On the other end of the scale, Aerith would realise that the world now rests on her, and that she's supposed to be dead. The thought alone willl turn her insane. She will eat Cloud, and kick Cait Sith into the planets core to be melted. She would impale Tifa with her pole, blast Cid off to space after destroying the escape pods, chop off Barretts other hand, lock Red XIII up in a cage and feed him to the sharks, tell Vincent he epic failed at stopping Hojo do what he did to Lucretia making him depressed and go back to sleep in his coffin again, she'll tell Yuffie to stop eating smarties and be so annoying after throwing her own shuriken at her, and then Sephiroth... She would then go to the core of the planet, laugh at Sephiroth for being an epic fail of a monster at the moment, and kill him at ease. She would then start the new Cetra race herself, and create a little army to destroy modern humanity with.

As the party is all dead, NPC's are introduced as playable characters, such as Joe (Black Chocobo rider), The Turks and Rufus (they see no point in their deeds anymore and want to stop Aerith). So yeah... She goes mad, they go to stop her, and they manage, sort of, to hold her back. Thats what happens.

Urgh... I'm outta ideas these days, and getting increasingly bizzare with them.


What if Mikoto became the new Angel of Death, following Kuja and Zidane, and landed on Gaia and became a villain? I.e, what if everything we saw in FF9 happened later, and at a time that Garland sent Mikoto down, rather than having the party visit Terra before he does so.
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Then the Party would get killed since they weren't able to level up enough on overworld monsters. :monster:

What if Sephiroth had an afro? :monster:
 
Then we would learn about the past Sephiroth had in the 70's as an NBA superstar.

What if Balthier was the actual leading man of XII
 
Then we would be introduced to a far better game in which the leading man was a person of dry wit and humour, rather than a whining undersized brat!

What if Kimahri died fighting Biran and Yenke at Gagazet?
 
Then his grave would read "Rest In Peace: HORNLESS! HA HA!" from graffiti added soon after.

What if.... In FF8 Laguna was the character we play at the begining, not Squall... And Squall was the character Laguna dreamed of. In effect, if their roles were switched and Squall was part of the Galbadian army with Ward and Kiros, and Laguna was a SeeD cadet?
 
Argor251 said:
Then his grave would read "Rest In Peace: HORNLESS! HA HA!" from graffiti added soon after.

What if.... In FF8 Laguna was the character we play at the begining, not Squall... And Squall was the character Laguna dreamed of. In effect, if their roles were switched and Squall was part of the Galbadian army with Ward and Kiros, and Laguna was a SeeD cadet?
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We would have a much better lead character but unfortunatley we would still have the random villan problem.

What if Terra never broke the mind control and still remained under the control of Kefka and the empire?
 
Then the Returners would be screwed... Terra wouldn't hold back on her power, and with her and Kefka's power combined they would cause a lot more carnage, and a lot more deaths. Starting with Locke. She'd have fried his ass as soon as she awoke. :D



What if the wind blew Vivi's hat off?
 
Then he'd be posted on fail blog.

What would Zidane ever do.... if Quina ate his tail?
 
He didn't play a major part, so he would become a skeleton and be a traitor forever. Gabranth would just be another enemy.

What if Vaan wasn't a whiny brat?
 
Then he'd still stick his sword into her. Urgh...

What if Shadow's dog Interceptor was a cat?
 
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