Mischief

[Bambi]

So far today, my demonchild has poured a full bottle of washing up liquid all over the kitchen, sat spraying bathroom cleaner all over my bathroom and the latest I've just noticed, she has stuck a metal bracelet thing round the cats head and I can't get it off, I need some wire cutters because it's STUCK

I swear you can't turn your back for 5 seconds without them getting up to something >_>

 

[Misty]

lmao, what does the cat make of all this?

I'm sure your little devil/spawn/thing will grow out of this phase eventually. My cousin loves to touch all sorts in our house too.

 

[Bambi]

The cat isn't even arsed, Im impressed she let her put it on in the first place tbh, I just noticed it about 5 minutes bfore I made the thread >_> Pair of idiots

I cant for the life of me get it off, it's like when a stupid kid gets his head stuck in railings but can't get it out again without firemen cutting him fre---- oooooh iddea

 

[Ness]

Those demonchildren....they cannot be trusted. =P

I guess there is no living thing on earth with more curiosity built in than a child. I've seen my younger siblings grow up, and they do grow out of the "curious about everything" phase. But if you think you've got a demon on your hands now, just wait a few more years....it gets worse (at least for me, but maybe for an older brother it's different =\).

 

[Ironman]

my kid cousin causes all kinds of mischief, its soo cool to watch, he slaps my pet dog, (my dog is to much of a wimp to even growl at a 2 year old) and throws food accross the room, it's great.

i was trying to teach him to throw the perfect punch the other month BUT his mum found me doing it and i got a Rant about how 'violence is bad' and all that crap, i tryed to explain that i was teaching him to defend himself

 

[Mitsuki]

Oh I know what you mean. Speaking of mischief, I just had an argument with my daughter earlier. I caught her swinging like a monkey on our freezer door (it was open) singing, the Mr. Alligator song. I freaked because if my stepmom had seen that, we'd both be in trouble. >.> So I raised my voice at her and told her to quit swinging or she'd break our refrigerator and she didn't like my tone of voice and started crying, saying, "You made me upset now!" and folded her arms and all. Gah, kids these days.

Yesterday I also spent 15 minutes scrubbing our carpet because she had wiped some pink stamps on them. >.> Good thing I was able to clean them up before my stepmom had arrived.

 

[Ruud Love]

Reminds me of the fountains in Newport where scallies are constantly putting washing-up liquid in the water thus creating loads of bubbles and pissing the old people off. Good times!

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

I caught her swinging like a monkey on our freezer door (it was open) singing, the Mr. Alligator song. I freaked because if my stepmom had seen that, we'd both be in trouble. .

Awww, you should have let her continue...but lock your stepmom in a cupboard so she couldn't see her doing it. =]
I can't tell anyone off, I tried to tell my 10 year old cousin off for running about in the house and she threw a slipper at me.

But mischief is well fun, I remember back to the good old days and knock-a-door run.

 

[Fusilli]

My 10 year old brother's the same, Ryan. Whenever he's in a difficult mood he never listens to anything I say, and just attacks me or throws things at me when I tell him off. D: It's annoying because the second my dad comes home he behaves.

He's been a mischevious little git from the day he was born actually. The first thing he did after being born was pee all over my dad's hand when he was holding him.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

My 10 year old brother's the same, Ryan. Whenever he's in a difficult mood he never listens to anything I say, and just attacks me or throws things at me when I tell him off. D: It's annoying because the second my dad comes home he behaves.

Imitate the Joker, seriously, that shit works.
My cousin was stood behind me yesterday when I was making a bacon butty and she was annoying the hell out of me so I turned around with the knife and said "Why so SERIOUS? Let's put a smile on that face", no kidding, it had to be the fastest I've ever seen someone move in such a short amount of time, all being said, I got a good bollocking...but it was worth it. xD

Basically, if telling them off doesn't work. Scare them.

 

[Bambi]

Ugh, I sent the little sod upstairs to tidy up her toys and she came back telling me to do it That didnt go down to well so I sent her back up stairs

I swear she was up there for about an hour. In that time she managed to squirt some expensive new cream in the bath and pour shower gel in 2 drawers. And she STILL hadn't tidied up her toys. She did it sharpish after I yelled at her though

I can't believe how much of a little shit she is getting >_>

I'm sure I was never that bad

 

[Claudia]

Ugh, I sent the little sod upstairs to tidy up her toys and she came back telling me to do it That didnt go down to well so I sent her back up stairs

I swear she was up there for about an hour. In that time she managed to squirt some expensive new cream in the bath and pour shower gel in 2 drawers. And she STILL hadn't tidied up her toys. She did it sharpish after I yelled at her though

I can't believe how much of a little shit she is getting >_>

I'm sure I was never that bad

Watch out-she'll get into your alcohol next. Anyway...

I've never had any bad kids in my family. I've never had any brothers or sisters, I just have two cousins.

The older one, who is going into third grade this year, isn't a bad kid, he just does some wacky things sometimes. I remember that he got sent home on his first day of Kindergarten because he mooned his classmates.

 

[Bambi]

My mum said I was a nightmare when I was a kid....Im sure this is karma getting me back, although I still stand by the statement that I was an angel......honest

The only time my monster behaves is when she's eating althoufgh she spat chips at me the other day xD

 

[FF7Guru]

My mum said I puked all over my dad once. My brother was climbing stuff before he was walking, seriously. Hanging off the bunk beds.

My cousin acts all sweet until you say no. Then it's tantrum time. Punches my aunt.

 

[Krysta]

I babysat my cousins a couple of times. Little brats, but they seem to listen to me fine, as long as their mum is not around.
No I don't hit them. Once, the little one (nearly 2 now) didn't want to eat so he trew his bread around the room, but thats about the worst it got.. They have a dog, so I didn't even have to clean it up


Oh right I remember one time a year or 2 ago, when it was just 1 brat.. I went to give him a bath and he trew a bucket of water over me. And since I didnt have any spare clothes I had to wear something from his mother, which ofcourse was several sizes too big. Well at least his mother was there to laugh at me..

 

[Darkstar]

The only time my monster behaves is when she's eating althoufgh she spat chips at me the other day xD

She's gonna get all the boys when she starts school, the little charmer

Anyway, I'm still in the phase, and I'm 15

I love just touching things and being really impulsive. What does this do? Oh, who the hell cares, I'm gonna do it anyway

But, thankfully, I don't plan of having children, mainly because I can't exactly bring them into this world, but they sound really expensive, so I may not ask the Stalk for one.

 

[Davey Gaga]

Imitate the Joker, seriously, that shit works.
My cousin was stood behind me yesterday when I was making a bacon butty and she was annoying the hell out of me so I turned around with the knife and said "Why so SERIOUS? Let's put a smile on that face", no kidding, it had to be the fastest I've ever seen someone move in such a short amount of time, all being said, I got a good bollocking...but it was worth it. xD

Basically, if telling them off doesn't work. Scare them.

I must say that this posted provided me with a great deal of amusement, I'm going to have to try that one with my wee cousin next time he INSISTS on being "player one" on the playstation.

I love just touching things and being really impulsive. What does this do? Oh, who the hell cares, I'm gonna do it anyway

I have a feeling you're in a similar and yet totally different phase, dear boy. xD