Today has not been so good

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It'd seem like less of an innuendo if you finished that sentence.

 

[Bambi]

I do not fondle lizards private parts

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Good to know. xD

 

[Bambi]

Monkies on the other hand......

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You tossed off a monkey?

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Army man won't be happy

 

[Bambi]

OHSHIT

My secret's out

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Army man won't be happy

I think he was all a ploy, and was actually Marcelle from Friends.

 

[Bambi]

hahahah xD

Shhhhhhh, don't go telling everyone

 

[Donald Trump]

You tossed off a monkey?

Don't be offensive, negro is a perfectly acceptable word.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Good lord, she hands them out like lollipops at Halloween.