I bought a Cookie Monster t-shirt today. £16 in Topman. Didn't get your socks Dave, sorry. They didn't have any left, so I ended up with green ones with eyes.
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Cuntttttttttttttt. 
Pics tho.
Pics tho.
To come. It's in my room and I'm... not.
"To come." 
Me and my sewer-like mind.
Not out on the piss this friday thennnnnnnnnn?
Me and my sewer-like mind.Not out on the piss this friday thennnnnnnnnn?
I was instructed no alcohol for a week at the hospital. =/
And I had research for an assignment to do that I wanted to do last night but couldn't.
And I had research for an assignment to do that I wanted to do last night but couldn't.
But alcolol is full of sugar!
I have no idea where any of my friends are tonight. D=
I have no idea where any of my friends are tonight. D=
That's why I can't have any for a while. I'll probably be out some time this week though. Or hopefully...
Well I know Jaen was at some concert thing for Catherine's last show, so maybe there?
Well I know Jaen was at some concert thing for Catherine's last show, so maybe there?
Not my group.
I was meant to go to that show tonight, actually. And last night. Alas, the ol' memory is shite. D=<
I'd go tomorrow night but I'm afraid permission/encouragement to drink, along with ceilidh music > a lot.
I was meant to go to that show tonight, actually. And last night. Alas, the ol' memory is shite. D=<
I'd go tomorrow night but I'm afraid permission/encouragement to drink, along with ceilidh music > a lot.
I was close-ish.
It was her last show apparently, so you wouldn't have been able to go tomorrow. I'd rather go to the party too.
It was her last show apparently, so you wouldn't have been able to go tomorrow. I'd rather go to the party too.
Well Catherine said she was performing tomorrow as well. Unless she was offerring me a private show in her house, I'd assume it's on tomorrow, too.
Good grief, what an ambiguous sentence. Not as ambiguous as a text my friend got today: "just cum inside and it there's any bother it'll be a backdoor job"
...in reference to being able to get inside an over 18's gig tonight.
Good grief, what an ambiguous sentence. Not as ambiguous as a text my friend got today: "just cum inside and it there's any bother it'll be a backdoor job"
...in reference to being able to get inside an over 18's gig tonight.
Ah well, maybe I got it wrong.
I've got no similar stories. ><
I've got no similar stories. ><
In all seriousness, that's a first!
It is quite odd. I'm trying to recall stuff that Aiden came out with this week.
Actually, on Tuesday he kept threatening to give me his umbrella as a suppository. It's a cure for something. I think it might have been cancer...
Actually, on Tuesday he kept threatening to give me his umbrella as a suppository. It's a cure for something. I think it might have been cancer...
I have a similar story on umbrellas. 
We learned that an umbrella-like tool is inserted in your urethra, opened, then dragged down. It's a method of ... 'curing' gonnorhea.
We learned that an umbrella-like tool is inserted in your urethra, opened, then dragged down. It's a method of ... 'curing' gonnorhea.
That sounds painful, but I think I'd go through with it if I had gonnhorea. Seems worth it to me.
We also learned that you can get crabs in your eye. As in pubic lice.
Freaaaaaaaaaaaaks.
WEAR A LOVE GLOVE WHEN YE GET FREAKYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ohhh maturity +1 for dave
EDIT:
I can almost HEAR your bowl quivvering in disguist!
Freaaaaaaaaaaaaks.
WEAR A LOVE GLOVE WHEN YE GET FREAKYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ohhh maturity +1 for dave
EDIT:
I can almost HEAR your bowl quivvering in disguist!
Sense my tone, bitch!
Though your figures seem more representative.
Though your figures seem more representative.