So I just saw this porno...

[L]

What would make you think that, boobs....er.....I mean Gauss?

I'm not perverted at all... >_>

lies, we all know you pull out your cawk to have a nice wank to saber every night and day.

 

[AddleBoy]

lies, we all know you pull out your cawk to have a nice wank to saber every night and day.

Saber's hot though! I can't help that!

 

[L]

Pervert!

 

[der Astronom]

Alles der du bist perverts!

 

[Casanova]

I wank, therefore I am.

 

[Blue Link]

I'm the real pervert here! >=[

 

[der Astronom]

Nein, alles der du bist.

 

[Blue Link]

I wank...

Ah, Hand-to-Gland combat. It's a stress reliever

 

[Reality.Fantasy]

Hand-to-gland... haha, ingenious.

 

[L]

Ah, Hand-to-Gland combat. It's a stress reliever

I find punching doors to be a much better stress reliever.

 

[der Astronom]

Or doing math.

 

[AddleBoy]

Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

 

[L]

Guess I should masturbate more.

 

[der Astronom]

Guess I should do more math.

 

[AddleBoy]

I've killed about 80 kittens so far.

There's a lot of blood on my hands....

 

[Donald Trump]

There's more than blood then

 

[der Astronom]

I don't want to know what.

 

[Blue Link]

Hm...I've killed 500+ kittens...well, they ARE the agents of Satan

 

[L]

Hm...I've killed 500+ kittens...well, they ARE the agents of Satan

I kill at least 15-20 kittens weekly.

I wonder if getting laid kills ever moar kittens?

 

[Bambi]

How did I miss all this filth?