So I walk up

Prince Oberyn Martel

Prince Oberyn Martel

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To find my cat licking her arse right beside my head.

Theres many wonderful things I would like to see in bed first thing in the morning, this however was not one of them.
 
Ugh nice :wacky:

I always wake up face to face with mine, Im so glad it's not her arse :wacky:
 
I woke up one time to see my dog's balls in my face. Note: He's a german shepherd and those things are so HUGE they could knock you out if they hit you.
 
Angry Dragon said:
Ugh nice :wacky:

I always wake up face to face with mine, Im so glad it's not her arse :wacky:
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My (now AWOL) ginger-tom used to get under the cover and lay his head on the pillow next to me. It looked as if we were husband and...well husband:wacky:. My Black Cat is abit anti-social though and only goes underneath the cover or sleeps on my legs so its a pain to get up without disturbing her. The newer Kitten (the arse licker) seems to sleep wherever the hell she wants. On my face, arm, armpit, inbetween legs with head resting on crotch....absolute nightmare.
 
My Velcro likes to get under the covers, its great when Im cold she's like a hot water bottle :monster:

And no, you can't shut th edoor because they meow their heads off til you give in and let them in -__-
 
My cat always starts randomly licking his arse, it's so rude, I'm like 'hey, I was TALKING to you mister!'
 
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh...obvs!...Not!

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Colonel Volgin said:
My cat's ok, but she likes attacking my feet as I get into bed.
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My cat always thinks that I've been swallowed by the bed whenever I go to sleep. She always scratches my head until it bleeds, but that's a rarity since I kick her out of the room before she gets the chance.
 
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