TV gave me Man Flu

I hate cleaning the dust of things. Seriousely I would do anything to do something else.
 
Im a lucky one.
I have an insanely high immune defence.
People can be as sick as hell around me, And Im fine.
they can have contagious desieses. Im fine.
Ontop of this, I am NOT allergic to ANYTHING ^^

I too hate to do house work.
so my room is just about to live on its own.
This might be a part of what gives me the immune defence.

As they say, around 70% of hte immude defence is in the stomach.
I can eat expired foods that most will get sick of.
and this I have tested.

There is a store in norway, that has a policy.
"If any thing is expired, or it expires tomorrow, the customer gets it for free"

I found some thing, not sure what to call it in english
Something like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servelat

It was expired 2 months ago, and was lying in a chiller thing. NOT frozen.

I took it home, and fried it.
My family each had ONE small piece, smaller then a tea spoon.
They had food poisoning, fever, and vomiting like hell.

I ate the rest of it (in fact, there was 4 of them)
I had NO problems at all ^^

SO. I must have a special power

Resist Desiese + 100 ^^
 
Im a lucky one.
I have an insanely high immune defence.
People can be as sick as hell around me, And Im fine.
they can have contagious desieses. Im fine.
Ontop of this, I am NOT allergic to ANYTHING ^^

I too hate to do house work.
so my room is just about to live on its own.
This might be a part of what gives me the immune defence.

As they say, around 70% of hte immude defence is in the stomach.
I can eat expired foods that most will get sick of.
and this I have tested.

There is a store in norway, that has a policy.
"If any thing is expired, or it expires tomorrow, the customer gets it for free"

I found some thing, not sure what to call it in english
Something like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servelat

It was expired 2 months ago, and was lying in a chiller thing. NOT frozen.

I took it home, and fried it.
My family each had ONE small piece, smaller then a tea spoon.
They had food poisoning, fever, and vomiting like hell.

I ate the rest of it (in fact, there was 4 of them)
I had NO problems at all ^^

SO. I must have a special power

Resist Desiese + 100 ^^
GTFO:wacky:

lolololol who was the person that decided to eat that?
if it was you, methinks your ultra immune power are making up for something:neomon:
 
Red Fox said:
Im a lucky one.
I have an insanely high immune defence.
People can be as sick as hell around me, And Im fine.
they can have contagious desieses. Im fine.
Ontop of this, I am NOT allergic to ANYTHING ^^

I too hate to do house work.
so my room is just about to live on its own.
This might be a part of what gives me the immune defence.

As they say, around 70% of hte immude defence is in the stomach.
I can eat expired foods that most will get sick of.
and this I have tested.

There is a store in norway, that has a policy.
"If any thing is expired, or it expires tomorrow, the customer gets it for free"

I found some thing, not sure what to call it in english
Something like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servelat

It was expired 2 months ago, and was lying in a chiller thing. NOT frozen.

I took it home, and fried it.
My family each had ONE small piece, smaller then a tea spoon.
They had food poisoning, fever, and vomiting like hell.

I ate the rest of it (in fact, there was 4 of them)
I had NO problems at all ^^


SO. I must have a special power

Resist Desiese + 100 ^^


GTFO:wacky:

lolololol who was the person that decided to eat that?
if it was you, methinks your ultra immune power are making up for something:neomon:

The question is already answered ^^

but yes, my immune defence, is exceptionally high ^^
 
my mom was helping a friend clean her room once; let me tell you, it looked like a dump.

So, she was cleaning and she found a mummified mouse. A MUMMIFIED mouse.

Sound like your kind of housework, VL?
 
my mom was helping a friend clean her room once; let me tell you, it looked like a dump.

So, she was cleaning and she found a mummified mouse. A MUMMIFIED mouse.

Sound like your kind of housework, VL?
Had its brains been pulled out through its nose?





And no, mummified mice is where I draw the line. :wacky:
 
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