Awww my kitten brought me a little present just now....

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

ONLY A LIVE FUCKING WASP!!!

wtf is a Wasp doing out and about in this cold anyways

 

[Bambi]

hahah my idiot Velcro brought me a spider once, oh how I screamed.....

The hamster escaped once, she was bringing me him too

 

[Moogles]

It was alive? Didn't the cat get stung? I freaking hate wasps.

Mean bastards.

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Dunno if she got stung or not, she just moaning as per usual. The Wasp was alive for abit making a right racket but soon died down.


(oh I just made a funny)

 

[Davey Gaga]

It's worse when they bring you live birds and they shit all over your house.

 

[Fusilli]

Ah, my cat only ever brings me mangled birds and mice, lucky me.

 

[Blue Link]

my cat brought a live bird in once. it didnt shit everywhere though.

 

[Soul Saver]

My cat hasn't been given the free roam outside yet...

But it kills creepy crawlies indiscriminately, so I'm not complaining.

Your cat might be trying to kill you. Watch out, I warn ye.

 

[Warbsywoo]

Sorry guys, but this belongs more in the spam section.

 

[Marshy]

Ah, my cat only ever brings me mangled birds and mice, lucky me.

Mine too O_O and my dog does.