I'm going to bed.

I second that! I did everything for my (now) ex that she needed, yet she was still whiny while we were going out... So annoying... High School girls want it all and then some in a matter of a month.

The problem with mine was that she and my sister couldn't stop bitching through text messages, which is the lulziest thing evar. :wacky:
 
hahahahah that sounds quality xD

Well it might have been if he'd even known what he was doing!! I was visiting him in Beijing, he was my penpal and it got a bit more than that, but soon I realised how many Chinese guys are not only virgins but totally frigid, almost scared. It was hard work.

Anyway he's history now, I freaked out when he sent me an email asking me to marry him, they are really desperate over there:dry:
 
Well it might have been if he'd even known what he was doing!! I was visiting him in Beijing, he was my penpal and it got a bit more than that, but soon I realised how many Chinese guys are not only virgins but totally frigid, almost scared. It was hard work.

Anyway he's history now, I freaked out when he sent me an email asking me to marry him, they are really desperate over there:dry:

All I ever get is ex-sex so at least you get to travel xD

even if it IS crazy frigid china men :wacky:
 
Me too for the most part




.....im still sex starved tho :wacky:
I've got meat that you can have your fill with, plently to go 'round.


I'm actually horny as fuck. It's times like these I wish I hadn't broken up with the gf a few weeks back. But saying that she had to go....dammit lol
 
All I ever get is ex-sex so at least you get to travel xD

even if it IS crazy frigid china men :wacky:

Oh gosh, you should really try travelling! Though next time I go anywhere I'll have to take my little boy with me, so it probably won't be so eventful>_<

But ex-sex, you are better than that!^_^
 
I've got meat that you can have your fill with, plently to go 'round.


I'm actually horny as fuck. It's times like these I wish I hadn't broken up with the gf a few weeks back. But saying that she had to go....dammit lol


Im convinced you have a 6th sense, everytime a rude comment is made your there:huh:

Very generous of you tho, might take you up on that offer :wacky:
 
Yeah.....

...they seem to be rife round ere lately :D
 
Well it might have been if he'd even known what he was doing!! I was visiting him in Beijing, he was my penpal and it got a bit more than that, but soon I realised how many Chinese guys are not only virgins but totally frigid, almost scared. It was hard work.

Anyway he's history now, I freaked out when he sent me an email asking me to marry him, they are really desperate over there:dry:
Ah... I remember being proposed to over the intarwebz... Rather odd, actually... :/
 
This topic is sorta.... interesting ^^
Id be glad to join the orgy, if there are enough females to go around.
You dudes aren't the only ones that are horny.
I agree on the "get out of school" thing. It helps a lot.
and if you're too desperate.
I'm now referring to the "horny as fuck" thing.
Go wank off ^^
Its not as good, but it helps.

Myself. Im not looking for just a "on night stand"
Im looking for a relationship.
yes, a one night stand, IS a relationship in a way. But I mean a serious one.

My ex was winy as well. she HAD to be right, even when all the proof, where against her.
also, there where a lot go other stuff. but im not the one to whine about it.
mainly, I outgrew her.
In maturity, and Id never think that would happen. After all. I am a childish person from time til time.

So. My meat will not "go around"
I will hold onto it, until I get into a serious relationship.

I hope that at least ONE of you agrees with me.
 
You're offering to join an orgy yet your meat won't go around?:wacky:

Hehe just kidding. I'm sure waiting for the one is what's right for you. As for me *sigh* I suppose forced celibacy has it's perks:huh:

Ooooh Wolfblack, tell us you story!! Was it a Chinese person? I wouldn't be surprised:D
 
Ah... I remember being proposed to over the intarwebz... Rather odd, actually... :/

Someone told me he loved me over the internetz....I was like o-----k xD

Then afew months down the line he's engaged to someone else.....who he proposed to over the internetz, and she said yes...o_O


Hehe just kidding. I'm sure waiting for the one is what's right for you. As for me *sigh* I suppose forced celibacy has it's perks:huh:

I keep telling myself that......
 
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*thinks about it for a short while* hmm, Ok, I'm in!!!:D
Jive. This threads on HEAT! :wacky:

This topic is sorta.... interesting ^^
Id be glad to join the orgy, if there are enough females to go around.
You dudes aren't the only ones that are horny.
I agree on the "get out of school" thing. It helps a lot.
and if you're too desperate.
I'm now referring to the "horny as fuck" thing.
Go wank off ^^
Its not as good, but it helps.

Myself. Im not looking for just a "on night stand"
Im looking for a relationship.
yes, a one night stand, IS a relationship in a way. But I mean a serious one.

My ex was winy as well. she HAD to be right, even when all the proof, where against her.
also, there where a lot go other stuff. but im not the one to whine about it.
mainly, I outgrew her.
In maturity, and Id never think that would happen. After all. I am a childish person from time til time.

So. My meat will not "go around"
I will hold onto it, until I get into a serious relationship.

I hope that at least ONE of you agrees with me.
Wankins ok, but there only so many positions you can do to yourself, need a partner to mix it up.:P

I'd love a relationship but numerous things stop me:
1) Not really in the position to have a serious one, nor am I probably ready to have one with my 'go out and get bladderd every other night' mentality.
2) Majority of lasses my age around here I actually can't stand personality wise, To the point that not even a one night stand is acceptable. God damn I hate the local 'scenes'.
3) I'm an ugly basterd who sets his sights too high. Just can't win. :D

Semi-forced celibacy is the suckage >_<.......or not suckage in this case.
But should I meet a lass out one night who fancys a quick no strings attached rumble on mutual grounds then its hard for me to say no. It's all good lol
 
Jive. This threads on HEAT! :wacky:

Wankins ok, but there only so many positions you can do to yourself, need a partner to mix it up.:P

I'd love a relationship but numerous things stop me:
1) Not really in the position to have a serious one, nor am I probably ready to have one with my 'go out and get bladderd every other night' mentality.
2) Majority of lasses my age around here I actually can't stand personality wise, To the point that not even a one night stand is acceptable. God damn I hate the local 'scenes'.
3) I'm an ugly basterd who sets his sights too high. Just can't win. :D

Semi-forced celibacy is the suckage >_<.......or not suckage in this case.
But should I meet a lass out one night who fancys a quick no strings attached rumble on mutual grounds then its hard for me to say no. It's all good lol

I lol'd, in the middle of work >_<
 
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