Walking home

Dazz

Dazz

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I am REAllY drunk right now and am really carefully writing this. I had some microwave rice when i got hame which was good. But recently i have felt walks home have got boring.
I used to love walking home from a night out mucking abouit and stuff. Do you people( not taxi people) feel the same about how going home was fun and you wiuld just be seven again?
 
Well, it's obvious that you're drunk because that paragraph makes no sense. And I never walk when I go out because there's nothing worthwhile near my house.
 
Dazz said:
I am REAllY drunk right now and am really carefully writing this. I had some microwave rice when i got hame which was good. But recently i have felt walks home have got boring.
I used to love walking home from a night out mucking abouit and stuff. Do you people( not taxi people) feel the same about how going home was fun and you wiuld just be seven again?
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That's strange. A walk home should be the most entertaining when your ass is drunk, at least for the people watching you.

And I'd love to be seven again...oh how I miss the 90's.
 
Errr...yeeeeeah this type of thread belongs in Spam
*moves*
 
hmm ok sorry. but i have 2 public parks...a bunch of chip shops and a macdonalds and a burger king to walk by so these walks home are fun. Plus it usually takes only 20 minutes to walk home and my friends like all close by my place so i enjoy these times.
 
Dazz said:
hmm ok sorry. but i have 2 public parks...a bunch of chip shops and a macdonalds and a burger king to walk by so these walks home are fun. Plus it usually takes only 20 minutes to walk home and my friends like all close by my place so i enjoy these times.
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Damn, I'm surprised you can eat at all those places if you're drunk, I wouldn't think you'd be able to keep it down :monster:
 
I cant eat at ALL those places...im a bit skint so i got so uncle bens rice with me now he he. also i had that much beer and vodka that i don't feel the cold that much.
 
Dazz said:
I cant eat at ALL those places...im a bit skint so i got so uncle bens rice with me now he he. also i had that much beer and vodka that i don't feel the cold that much.
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Getting drunk till you can't feel the cold isn't healthy :wacky:
 
Coats are annoying while trying to dance though, plus if you acutally bother to take one and want to put it in there cloak rooms to hold it for you, you have to stand in the que to give it to them for a few quid then wait in a que to get it back from them at the end of the dam night!!
 
Lady Eterna said:
...what the hell's a nubcake? o_O Numbnuts would've been more accurate, given his drunken state :P
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nub = n00b
cakes = cakes

So he's a n00b who has cakes all over him :wacky:

Dazz said:
Coats are annoying while trying to dance though, plus if you acutally bother to take one and want to put it in there cloak rooms to hold it for you, you have to stand in the que to give it to them for a few quid then wait in a que to get it back from them at the end of the dam night!!
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Oh noes! Waiting in line! And I don't know wtf you mean by quid, it sounds like you're talking about paying them a fee. If that's the case.....if you can afford to get plastered, you can afford to pay for a coat hanger fee.
 
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