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And I'm not even an expert and I could see how badly it was going 
Or when it turned out people at his live shows had gotten private readings before, and were amazed how accurate he was when he just gave the same answers he did the last time. He knew he was beaten when he refused to do the test all of a sudden
like they all do. the fact that he says he needs the human interaction for the spirits to come through says it all. he needs the interaction because cold reading doesn't work without it. 
How could you fairly test someone is psychic? Oh I'd just know
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. OHMYGOD I DID HAVE A GRANDMOTHER WHO DIED. MAGIC
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. OHMYGOD I DID HAVE A GRANDMOTHER WHO DIED. MAGIC
"Do you drive a mini-cooper?"
"Didn't you see her pull next to you? "
"Here what, that's outrageous dehdin!!"
"Didn't you see her pull next to you? "
"Here what, that's outrageous dehdin!!"
she WILL NOT STAND for people telling her she's an idiotI remember Mandi had a go at me because I said all that spirit world / ghost stuff was a load of shite
Are you planning to mind control us all ? Because a slave obeys and a man chooses. I'm not your slave.
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose..seventeen guns
since the 70s ive made the choice to get up a full 2 hours early each morning so that i can arm myself adequately for my trip to and from work. i'll put a .22 in each sock. 4 9mms strapped up the outside of each leg and 2 9mms strapped to the inside (lower leg). 2 .44 magnums strapped to my belly. another .22 on each shoulder blade and 2 sawn off shotguns strapped to my back and i use my anus as an ammo cache.
before 9/11 i just used to carry a 9mm but then i realised "you can never be too sure when you might need to shoot down a plane full of terrorists". ive never been attacked and i suppose you could say i have no need for even one gun except that its my constitutional obligation to carry at least one piece. what kind of american doesnt like guns? i'm just exercising my god given right tbh.
yeah i might not have been attacked but one day there was a guy running about asking for first aid help. now i didnt know first aid but i thought if i went along anyway the presence of such a patriotic, god fearing person might lead the injured person to become deinjurified. turns out the injured person was one of those muslim terrorists. no one knew what happened but i think he fell out of some plane he was trying to hijack. well anyway i emptied all the rounds i had into him just as any normal american would have done. the sound of all that gunfire cleared the streets and someone called the cops. when they came they saw this brown and red mess all over the road and they said to me "good work sir. you are a good american.".
a few days later i was arrested because some smartass judge who was reading some evil atheist european article about the incident which showed images of the guy wearing what they called a "turban" (imagine expecting us americans to know fancy words like that). well apparently in this article it stated that muslims don't wear turbans. sikhs do. i dont even know what a sikh is but i suspect it's something like osama bin laden. anyway. i was originally sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole, but the judge said because what i had done would've been so utterly patriotic had the rest of the world not invented this sikh thing he reduced it to 3 weeks community service. at first i was quite angry that he even gave me the community service because all i did was get rid of a terrorist but i guess i can see why he did it. he has to appease the terrorists somehow.
the most exciting part of this is that as a result of me finding this terrorist guy on the road mosques all over the state have been raided and they found dangerous weapons such as prayer beads, prayer mats and even qu'rans. i mean. do these heathens not know you dont need beads and mats to pray to jesus? the qu'ran wasnt even in english which the cia think is because it contains secret, terrorist messages.
before 9/11 i just used to carry a 9mm but then i realised "you can never be too sure when you might need to shoot down a plane full of terrorists". ive never been attacked and i suppose you could say i have no need for even one gun except that its my constitutional obligation to carry at least one piece. what kind of american doesnt like guns? i'm just exercising my god given right tbh.
yeah i might not have been attacked but one day there was a guy running about asking for first aid help. now i didnt know first aid but i thought if i went along anyway the presence of such a patriotic, god fearing person might lead the injured person to become deinjurified. turns out the injured person was one of those muslim terrorists. no one knew what happened but i think he fell out of some plane he was trying to hijack. well anyway i emptied all the rounds i had into him just as any normal american would have done. the sound of all that gunfire cleared the streets and someone called the cops. when they came they saw this brown and red mess all over the road and they said to me "good work sir. you are a good american.".
a few days later i was arrested because some smartass judge who was reading some evil atheist european article about the incident which showed images of the guy wearing what they called a "turban" (imagine expecting us americans to know fancy words like that). well apparently in this article it stated that muslims don't wear turbans. sikhs do. i dont even know what a sikh is but i suspect it's something like osama bin laden. anyway. i was originally sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole, but the judge said because what i had done would've been so utterly patriotic had the rest of the world not invented this sikh thing he reduced it to 3 weeks community service. at first i was quite angry that he even gave me the community service because all i did was get rid of a terrorist but i guess i can see why he did it. he has to appease the terrorists somehow.
the most exciting part of this is that as a result of me finding this terrorist guy on the road mosques all over the state have been raided and they found dangerous weapons such as prayer beads, prayer mats and even qu'rans. i mean. do these heathens not know you dont need beads and mats to pray to jesus? the qu'ran wasnt even in english which the cia think is because it contains secret, terrorist messages.
that was fantastic. thank you jim
thank you!
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