more devastating than aids

[Marquis of Granby]

just a wee list i've compiled:

stubbing your toe(s)
standing on a plug
running out of milk but having plenty of cereal
having plenty of milk but no cereal
having cold feet and a hot head
being cold except for your feet which are hot and sweaty
really needing a poo but having no toilet paper
finding out that santa isn't real

now you

 

[The Welsh Paddy]

Hmm...

A fried breakfast without

 

[Big Casino]

just a wee list i've compiled:

stubbing your toe(s)
standing on a plug

These would be my first 2. Standing on lego is also almost as bad as standing on a plug.

Being constipated. Having the feeling bursting for a piss but not being able to go is the worst thing in the world.

Bum grapes

 

[Ewan]

The death of Aeris.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

having to create intricate flowcharts in order to explain very simple concepts to stupid (usually, but not always, irish) people.

 

[Will Graham]

I cannot think of anything worse than Ewan's

Also, racism

 

[Marquis of Granby]

you find racism devastating? what a fucking nonce you are. coming to our country. stealing our jobs (the ones that require you to go round the doors asking if people want any odd jobs done then you make an arse of it). worst of all. being a bunch of gyppo scumbags!

 

[Will Graham]

I'm sorry with your accent I can't tell if you're talking or having a stroke

 

[Big Casino]

Pipefitting

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when a really long sleep feels like 5 minutes

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when you're half asleep and think it's ok to pee the bed because you have the rubber sheets on but then you wake up and realise you didn't put the rubber sheets on.

 

[Will Graham]

when a really long sleep feels like 5 minutes

Or also when you close your eyes for 'five minutes' and wake up hours later

 

[Marquis of Granby]

that can be nice. but not when you have to get ready for work after that "five minutes"

 

[Will Graham]

Being really tired, getting into bed, then suddenly feeling wide awake

 

[Squid]

I think it's so weird that stepping on a plug is up there... here in Australia we designed plugs so you could not injure yourself on them, the UK has stupid shaped ones

 

[Marquis of Granby]

being really awake then getting on the bus and suddenly collapsing and bleeding from your eyes and ears.

 

[Ewan]

Seeing a hot girl on the bus and feeling too awkward to start masturbating.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

masturbating on a bus while staring at an elderly woman. with your japseye.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

eating salt and vinegar flavoured savoury snacks until your lips are so painful that you have to take drugs. but you enjoy it :jim:

 

[Ewan]