You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much Final Fantasy When...

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- You throw some marbles at someone on the street and yell out, bolt2!
- When you achieve somthing, you hear the Final Fantasy victory theme in your head.
- When you turn 18 you tell your parents your joining SOLDIER.
- You put a pompom ontop of a pigs head and ask it if you can "tent"
- You go to your local supermarket and ask for a phoenix down.
 
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-You run up to some guy who has just been stabed and shout 'CURE!'
-You start calling and counting your country's currency in Gil
-You try and prevent going to sleep by walking around with a headband on and think you'll never get ill if you wear a ribbon around your arm.
 
When you jump up and down like a little school girl after finding a sphere.
When you pretend work is like a battlefield.
When you pretend everywhere you go play a FF theme for you.
When you start making costumes to dress like every FF character
When you hunt for an ostrich and mistaken it for a chocobo o_O
When you ride an elephant and call it a shoopuf.
When you start randomly humming FF themes in your sleep
When you get on an airplane and start calling the captain, Cid
When you you go to sleep at night then wake you 5 seconds later and think its morning o_O
 
When you grab a knife and wonder why there are no holes to stick materia in it.
When you ask your doctor to have a prescription for Eye Drops, and tell him it's for whenever I go Blind.
When you beat a game against someone, you pull off your 'Victory' move.
When you see a chicken, you yell out 'CATCH THAT CHOCOBO!'.
Whenever you see a guy with blonde, spikey hair, you ask him if he was a failed clone.
 
When you here the phone and it's playing the chocobo theme.
When you realized that you can't buy stuff with GPs or Gils.
When you think you female teacher looks like Quistis.
When you fell asleep in your bed and starts hearing the "Good Night" theme and it's morning already.
When you think everyone you make contact with looks like a FF character.
When you starting bet money on Chocobo racing.
When you keep posting FF ideas in this topic.
When do the victory fanfare when you accomplish something. (I do that alot) =/
 
When you're at a funeral, you tend to yell 'LIFE!'.
When you think sadness can be healed by some Coke because it makes you hyper.
Whenever someone asks you for pizza, you tell them to go to Midgar and look up.
When you tell your family you're going to be a summoner someday.
When you look up at the sky, and actually see a big plate.
 
When you see your boss and starting humming any Boss battle theme.
When you consider your co workers 'party members'.
When you see a Chef's knife, you think a Tonberry is around.
When you try to talk to your dog, and call it Nanaki.
When you try to light your dog's tail on fire; to see if it'll stay lit.
 
When you start having dreams about your idiotic uncle.
When you go on a train, and you start singing the train song.
When you go to the desert, you search around to see if there's a prison that looks like two screws connected.
When you go to a parade, and watch to see if a sorceress is on a float.
^If so, you would then try to assassinate her.
 
When you start comparing everyday life to the game.
Or... Getting confused with Fantasy and reailty.
 
when you`ve played every FF for at least 200 hours each
When you look at the sun and say "Meteor is coming!"
When you call an Airplane The Highwind and call the Pilot Cid
When you try to attach a tail to your ass thinking your Zidane
When you actually try to make a gun blade
 
When you have dreams about your favourite character
When you know all the hand gestures to 1000 Words and Real Emotion
When your Grandparents start playing FF after watching you play it so much
When you try and ride a big yellow chicken thinking it's a chocobo
 
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