You guys aren't very... well

I didn't get a birthday thread either. I know, I know, it was before I joined the forum. But the scriptures have foretold of the coming of the Chivalry Augustus for quite some time, so it beggars belief that the forum soothsayers did not bear witness to this event in order to pre-empt my coming with a celebratory 'hypothetical birthday thread'. It's okay, it's okay. I forgive you all - on this occasion. I have, however, consulted with my superiors (what few of them there are), and they agree that there shall be no forgiveness next time. LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU. A WARNING THAT I SHALL EVISCERATE AND DISMEMBER ALL INDIVIDUALS WHO DO NOT RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH.
 
And let this be a warning as well,

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Never gamble with Luxord...
 
I never get birthday threads...and I've been here two years. :sad2:

And alsooooooooooo Happy late Birthday?

And wowww...I didn't realize how old this thread is when I clicked it randomly on the second page of Guadosalam because I was bored.....

Anywayyyy........I digresss....

And on another edit..you're birthday is 4 days after mine. :awesome:

And now to pray that necroposting isn't a crime. :wacky:
 
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