Wow...

Yep, just yesterday at school, my friend and I were having an argument, I called her wierd, and she ended it by going

yeah, your a presbyterian, ohhhhhh, cut down. We still don't know what one is, I think it's a type of building
 
Victim: Me

Perpetrator of awkward comment: Me.

A couple of days ago, my friend and I were doing a presentation for English class. We both concluded that the best possible way to end the presentation was to go out saying: "Good teachers PWN."
I had not counted on the fact that practically no one knew what PWN meant, so they just stared at me since I said it and not my friend.
 
Ah. Last night.

Okay, Rydia and I were talking in the SB about men's sweat and that if girls smell their armpits, they will develop pheromones and become fertile or something. (According to Rydia anyway. o.o)

So I repeated this to my husband...and I said out of jest, "Oooh, maybe I should smell your armpit so we can have more babies!"

And he laughed, "What?! How is that even possible? You're on birth-control!"

...Yeah. Lame, but I found it funny. =)
 
I don't remember saying anything lame that turned out being funny. Most of the lame crap I say turns out to be...well...lame.

I DID bust some moves at work the other day, though. Some good music started playing on the radio. The customers stared at me for a bit, but they became at least a little amused. I think they were humoring me, though. Oh, well...that was nice of them.
 
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