While waiting in line at a store...

[Æon Flux]

This is the type of being compelled to look only at my boobs and tell me "Oh yeah I just passed my drug test i'll probably be starting work here today"
Thank you.
I always want to end my shopping by imagining some obese sow lifting his gullet to find his non-existant pecker to piss in a cup.
Thank you.

 

[Gaige]

You should hit his belly and if it's hard, there are drugs in there.

 

[JesusVsThePolice]

 

[Bambi]

bad time for me to have a sip of my tea, i just choked

 

[SapphireStar]

False advertisement on titties XD

 

[Gaige]

Shameful, SS.

*Snort

 

[Marquis of Granby]

where did you get that photo of me from?

ps: not the upside down car. that is not me

 

[Æon Flux]

 

[SapphireStar]

where did you get that photo of me from?

ps: not the upside down car. that is not me

Dont lie

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Dionysos]

Jimbob definitely resembles an upside down car.

 

[CassinoChips]

Luxury.

Class.

Sophistication.

Haggis.

The James Series, from Kilt Motor Co.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

that'd be false advertising. im none of those things

 

[CassinoChips]

They're selling a brand. A concept. You could be those things, if you so desired. And if a consumer desired to be those things, they could buy the James. Or even better, the JamesLX. You get 3 extra cupholders!

 

[Marquis of Granby]

.__.

i only have 2 moobs, why would i need 5 cup holders?

 

[CassinoChips]

Spillover.

And/or one for the twig, and one each for the berries.

 

[Æon Flux]

and the mental assult continues....

 

[Marquis of Granby]

youre so generous jesse

 

[CassinoChips]

I'm here for all your self-esteem needs.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

doesnt work on me. im not into that shit