Which Final Fantasy Character Needs to STFU?

Rinoa from FF VIII, just needs to leave emo squall alone.
Wakka for sure, he talks about yevon and his brother every 5 seconds.
 
However he's so damn cool, Auron should shut up about his death and his story. He should just be there, fight monsters, and be cool.
 
Rockman X said:
Thankfully Quinna doesn't talk that much, and when it does it's never about anything but food. So anyway, onto the characters I think need to STFU.

Final Fantasy VII:

Barret - just STFU with your gangsta attitude and shoot the monsters.
Cid - STFU with your redneck cussing and treating that poor woman like crap.
Aeris - STFU with your obsession over Cloud and get killed already.
Vincent - doesn't talk much, but when he does it's so damn emo.

Final Fantasy IX:
Eiko - go die in gutter. I hate her with a passion. OMG ZIDANE I LURV U.
Freya - STFU about Sir Fratley already, I don't care about your rat bf.
Ruby - STFU and GTFO the game. I. Hate. Southern. Accents. Her Dolly Parton crap isn't cute.
Zorn and Thorn - they're clowns. They like to talk like Yoda. 'Nuff said.

Final Fantasy X:
Wakka - please cut your tongue out ala Ichi the Killer. Then kill yourself.
Auron - STFU with your old man lectures. You have the personality of a brick.
Tidus - WAAAH I R NOT UBER STAR ANYMOAR. Yeah, STFU.
Machien - I do not care about the history of Spira. Go away.
Cid - again with the damn southern accents. STFU.

Final Fantasy XII:
Oh wait, people talked in that game? I didn't notice, it was a constant droning noise in my ear.
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That pretty much sums up everything for me. xD I think I found my soulmate. Be it male or female!
 
Ummm...let me see:

Final Fantasy III
Ingus- the knightlyhood talk annoys the crap out of me.

Final Fantasy VII
Cait Sith- WTF was the point in having him, anyway? I don't understand why he was even there.

Final Fantasy VIII
Seifer- Seriously, dude. You're not that cool. I hate smugness.

Final Fantasy IX
Zorn and Thorn- Why, why, WHY does that one HAVE to repeat the other like Yoda? God I loved killing them.

There was actually no one in X, X-2, or XII that needed to STFU, in my opinion.

Dirge of Cerberus
Like FFVII, Cait Sith. Great, now he actually has a voice. That annoying little cat really needed to STFU.
Shelke- know-it-all little brat. I hated the way she talked. It was like a freaking robot!

And that's it for me.
:monster:
 
(Changed mind)
FFVII
Sephiroth: Mother... I'm here Mother... We'll take over the planet... Mother... Let's go to the promised land...
Mother... I have a boo-boo from Cloud and Zack. STFU Seph with your Mother,
she's not really your mother.

FFX
Seymour: Wah-wah-wah! I wanna marry Yuna so I can kill her and become Sin, then I can kill everyone in Spira! Yay! And his voice! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I freaken shat myself laughing when I heard him for the first time, and after a few encounters he annoyed me like hell and he sounded like a flaming homo. STFU SEYMOUR, I hate you.

Wacka: -ya? -ya? -ya? -ya? Okay, Wacka's fine with me, but he needs to STFU with the -ya's.

Yuna: I will die for everyone in Spira even when Sin comes back after the Calm! Wha-ever Yuna, STFU with that.
 
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