Where is the Great Wall of China?

on MSN with my modeling friend:

friend: shutup, im eating, slows the brainwaves down ok

then I ask: since when?!

friend: since i have to concentrate on digesting




I really do worry about her sometimes :gasp:
 
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I once knew a girl that has asked people the following questions.
1. Whats the difference between saltwater and freshwater?
2. How do you spell lost?
3. Why isn't the usa in the European Cup?
4. Is poland in Europe or is it a seperate continent?
 
*ring ring*

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*ring ring*

(pickup)

Friend: Ahoy-hoy.
Me: Hey Ben.
Friend: Oh, hey man, how's it going?
Me: Not bad man, you?
Friend: Doing good. So what's up?
Me: Not much just thinking 'bout organising something for today, maybe go for a drink with some peeps, you in?
Friend: Today?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: This today?
 
My little brother doesn't ask funny questions, he just says funny things. He doesn't understand some of my mum's jokes sometimes, either. Like one time...

him: How do you spell country?
mum: with either U or OU.
me: LMfuckingAO
him: .....

Hilarious.
 
Army Guy got a new phone yesterday and he wanted to know what his new number was so he asked me to one bell him so he could get his number :ffs:

I just burst out laughing the stupid fuck, and just to further amuse me he decided to stick his number on facebook for abit for his mates and the dumb arse put his old number on there xD
 
There were a couple of friends of mine who questioned whether you could get female bulls. To which i informed them that all bulls are male, the heifers (cows) are the females. The were shocked as the thought some cows (who gives milk) were male.

The same pair also thought you could catch aids from rust!!!
 
At work a couple of months ago, we were all sitting around talking about foreign languages and countries or something, and someone just randomly said "in Germany, they speak Dutch." I don't think I've ever laughed as much in my life, especially when he tried to tell us that the Dutch speak German. :wacky:
 
Stranger: "What time is the midnight buffet?"

Friend: "Where is Tokyo Disney?"

And my personal favorite:
Customer: "Do you have a WiiStation360?"
 
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At work a couple of months ago, we were all sitting around talking about foreign languages and countries or something, and someone just randomly said "in Germany, they speak Dutch." I don't think I've ever laughed as much in my life, especially when he tried to tell us that the Dutch speak German. :wacky:
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You know, some Dutch actually do speak German, as they learn it in high school. As for German's speaking Dutch.. Don't know.. probably not many.
There are some funny things in this topic. Too bad I don't know any funny remarks made by friends, family or even myself. Maybe I'll remember something later.
 
I worked at Chick-Fil-A for four years. If there was ever a place I heard some stupid stuff, it was there. But work is usually the best place for stupid-people fodder, especially fast food. =\

I made a mistake once. I was pretty new, and I let the kitchen staff convince me that lemonade was made from just lemon juice and water. "Lemons have natural sugars, here try it". Suffice to say I felt pretty silly afterwards.

As far as customers go, my favorite question is this: "Do you all have hamburgers here?" One guy actually asked for a fish sandwich. I'll reiterate the fact I work at a Chick-Fil-A. If the name doesn't give you a hint, perhaps the fact that the menu is ALL CHICKEN would clinch it. The best part about these bozos is, once I tell them "no" in as non-sarcastic of a way as I can muster, they actually leave the store! It seems that they were in desperate search of a hamburger/fish sandwich, and were determined to get one at a place that only sells chicken. O_O
 
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"Don't they speak Brazilian in Brazil?"

"France is in England, innit?"

Both from the same girl, she's a diamond though. She asked twins if they had the same dad once, too.
 
I was watching tv with my little brother once, and Halle Berry was mentioned. My brother then turned to me and asked 'Jane, have you ever tried Halle Berries?' :wacky: Ohhh how i laughedddd.
 
Haha, another classic from my little brother today, I can't stop laughing at him. xD

My sister and I were talking about university stuff and she was showing me some of the accomodation online, and she something about one hall overlooking an orchard. Then, David who overheard came in with 'Yeah.. Like YOU could ever get into Orchard.' I was like '.... Whaaa? Do you even know what an orchard IS?' and then he said 'Yeah... it's the best university in England!' xDD Ohh god, I laughed so much, the fool. xD The way he said it too, like *I* was an idiot.
 
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