What really happened to Riku?

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What happened to Riku? I've written an idea that follows the evidence collected at the crime scene. This is all based on factual events.

Riku was on his way to his gay club, picking up an extra shift, and a bunch of gangsters popped out of an alleyway and pistol-whipped his bitch ass to the ground. Then one of the thugs smashed the back of his head with a baseball bat while the other two thugs were emptying their bladder on his bloody face. Then they broke his legs, and brought his up, to his feet. Riku was screaming like he usually does, as he fell to the ground again as bullets flew through his chest, spraying blood on one of the gansters' face. He licked his lips and said, "Mm.. Newb blood." And then a whole bunch of hot chicks (Riku's mom was part of the bunch), and they had hardcore sex with the gangsters on Riku's body. Riku's feet were then tied to cinderblocks, and the thugs took him out into the Atlantic Ocean and sent him to sleep with Leviathan, who would in time eat him, tearing through his weak flesh like a machete through soft turkey. The world became a better place; the end.

Tell me what you think?
 
Yeah, that's the only part that was made up. It was actually a shark, but the shark died shortly after, from obtaining AIDs from Riku's blood. So the press decided to say it was Leviathan.
 
It was a great story but what kinda gangsters were they like MS-13 gangsters,fake wanna be gangsters,Hardcore gangsters tell me.But other than that it was a great story maybe its true Avin don't you think.
 
Funny, although I think we should have a bit more respect then to do the same things some members have done by going to another forum to trash talk the rest of us-especially DB-and get laughs from it similar to this.

It lacks a certain dignity.

Funny though. :p
 
I thought you were actually talking about the video-game Riku xD. But do tell what type of gangsters were they? Bloodz, Cripz?
 
I thought that you were talking about OUR Riku. I was like, OMFG! That's screwed up!

Anyway... It was hilarious. Just plain hilarious. I'm glad people are using this forum much more often now.
 
No we're not talking about that one. atleast i hope he isnt' referring ot him because that'd be like cruel. But anyway I just hope that riku isn't really affiliated with the Cripz because it'd start an all out war
 
Yay. *Hands everyone a pistol*

Aim high, Avin! GO STL, SHOOT HIM! *makes a bunch of gang affiliated sounds*

I'm... Gonna stay here.. At home. Where it's safe.^_^
 
It's not really spam, everyones wondering if it's Riku, or if its Riku (figure that one out). And Riku is the main character of the story.
 
Laharl said:
Maybe we should ask a Mod to move this thread before it gets closed. It will be considered spam y'know xD.
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Not spam. Conversation about the story.:lol:

So Avin, tell us which Riku it is.
 
Wait I am now confused is this about Riku or Master Riku I am so confused:huh:
 
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