Wanking

[Blue Link]

fantasies often cum unfulfilled. no need to bother wit 'em.

 

[Bambi]

Does yew has a wanking sock?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Yes.

lolwat

 

[Bambi]

i KNEW eeeeeet

 

[Blue Link]

no...i just use da toilet...its less messy that way. you wouldnt know Bam, but cleaning up after a good wank is quite tedious.

 

[AddleBoy]

Does yew has a wanking sock?

*hands Frisky his recently used wanking sock*

Here, you can have it.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i KNEW eeeeeet

I've never made it a secret though, have I?

 

[Bambi]

J00 hide them under your bed dont you

DON'T YOU!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

On top of the cupboard actually.

 

[Bambi]

I hope your mum doesn't come across them

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Only if she wants my England flag. Which she won't.

 

[Bambi]

Oh you've gone and done it now

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Whaaaa?

 

[Blue Link]

yoo shud put dem at the bottom of your hamper and act like its been there fer a long time.

 

[Bambi]

Whaaaa?

You've cursed yourself now

Sods law will make sure you get caught out

 

[Reality.Fantasy]

Kourtney can tell you all 'bout wankin'

xDD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You've cursed yourself now

Sods law will make sure you get caught out

Oh.

Pfft it's not going to happen. I don't think my mum even knows about that flag.

 

[Bambi]

someones gunna have a red face

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Don't count on it.

 

[Bambi]

Oh I'l be waiting. Patiently