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I've come up with a new voting thread!

People have come up with their new recipes (and Ignis has jotted them all down and stolen them). It is finally time for us to vote for our favourite FFF Christmas recipe for 2021!

Please do not vote for your own entries.

🎄---🎄

FFF's Recipes:

Recipe 1:

Name of dish: Yule Meol
Photograph:
20211220_134821 (2).jpg


Recipe:
  1. Traditional method = compress and reconstitute the matter of [REDACTED]
    • Safer option = buy or create some bread rolls
  2. Bake in the oven
  3. Place them on a plate
  4. Use a fork and engorge yourself. Don't stop. Maybe even eat the fork.
If making them in the traditional way, sweep away residual feathers before consuming.

Prolonged exposure to this foodstuff will change your life permanently. It is recommended to eat only a small helping, if at all.

🎄---🎄
Recipe 2:

Name of dish: Pepperoni Pizza
Photograph:
20211216_164010.jpg



Ingredients:
  • Pepperoni
  • Marinaria
  • Dough ball
  • Mozzarella

Recipe:
  1. Spread dough ball out on a circular cooking pan,
  2. Spread the marinaria on the dough ball,
  3. Put down a layer of Mozzarella then Pepperoni,
  4. Repeat process of Mozzarella and Pepperoni to taste,
  5. Cook 20 mins
  6. Enjoy with hands (fork and knife not needed)
🎄---🎄
Recipe 3:
Name of dish: Cooked Gyhsal Greens
Photograph:
802C82FD-B2AE-4315-BF21-578ABB0F8756.jpeg


Recipe:
  1. Steam or boil some Gyshal Greens,
  2. Add salt,
  3. Voila!

🎄---🎄

Recipe 4:

Name of dish: South Gate Christmas Bundt Cake
Photograph:
South Gate Christmas Bundt Cake.png



Recipe:
For the cake:
  • Cooking spray, for pan
  • 1 1/2 cup butter, softened
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • 4 large eggs, or 1 medium Chocobo egg
  • 1 tbsp vanilla extract
  • 1/2 tsp almond extract (optional)
  • 3 cup South Gate specialty flour
  • 6 tbsp cornstarch
  • 2 tsp South Gate specialty baking powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp kosher salt
  • 1 cup whole milk
  • South Gate secret ingredient

For the glaze:
  • 2 1/2 cup powdered sugar
  • 5 tbsp whole milk
  • 1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract
  • 1/8 tsp kosher salt

🎄---🎄
Recipe 5:

Name of dish: Bomb Bowl
Photograph:
Christmas recipe 2021 - Bomb bowl.jpg


Recipe:
  1. Give a lovely Clementine a few good blows
  2. Invite some lychee to the party
  3. Get ready for an explosion of flavors!

🎄---🎄
Recipe 6:
Name of dish: DED MOUSE IN BOWL
Photograph:
DedMouse1.jpg

(VRY FANCY)

INSTRUCSHUNS:
  1. KILL TEH RED MOUSE TIL IZ DED
    DedMouse2.jpg
  2. DROWN TEH RED MOUSE 2 MAK SURE IZ NOT FAKIN. MICE R VRY SNEAKY. IF ALIV, MURDR MOAR AGAIN.
    DedMouse3.jpg
  3. PUT TEH WET RED MOUSE IN DA KIBBLE BOWL.
    DedMouse4.jpg
  4. WAEK UP DAD AN MAK HIM GIT U TREATS. U WILL HAS 2 BE PURSISTENT.
    DedMouse5.jpg
  5. DAD WILL BE VRY PROUD 2 C UR FRESH KILL AN TAEK PICTUREZ.
    YELL VRY LOUDLY 4 APPROXIMATELY 10 MINUTEZ, DEN FALL ASLEEP ON TEH COUCH.
DedMouse6.jpg
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I thank all of you who entered. It was a busy time of year for everyone so I really do appreciate all entries!

Happy voting!

:panterpaws:
 

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Some of these entries are absolutely stunning 😍😍 (and hilarious)

Bomb Bowl is gorgeous, though!! Definitely got my vote.
 

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I voted for Bomb Bowl because it's the bomb diggity

But seriously, super cute!!
 

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I have noticed some disturbing voter irregularities and will be contacting my little lawyer.
 

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Last day for voting!
Please consider helping our entrants out by sparing five minutes to vote for your favourite entry.
 

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🎅RESULTS🎅
1st Place:
Bomb Bowl - By Molosev

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Prize = 5 EXP


2nd Place:
South Gate Christmas Bundt Cake - By Miko

south-gate-christmas-bundt-cake-png.11701

Prize = 3 EXP


Joint 3rd Place:

Cooked Gysahl Greens - By Six
Yule Meol - By Dionysos

802c82fd-b2ae-4315-bf21-578abb0f8756-jpeg.11711
20211220_134821-2-jpg.11699

Prize = 2 EXP

Other entries:
Pepperoni Pizza - By Soulcorruptor (I appreciate that this one didn't become peppertoeni)
DED MOUSE IN BOWL - By sly
20211216_164010-jpg.11700
dedmouse1-jpg.11703

Prize = 1 EXP


🎄***🎄

Quina and (it now seems) Vauthry will be engorging on this later. Ignis will, of course, steal these recipes and feed them all to Noctis too.

Well done, all!

:panterpaws:

I thank all of you for entering. Until next time!
 

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:eek: What! Congrats Molosev, that was awesome! I had no idea you even entered, that's great :D
 
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Ahah, thanks!
I have to say I was pretty confident in my concept and it turned out better than expected (with a little Photoshop help). Thank you for your support and congratulations for your recipe, it was certainly the most appetizing 😋.

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