Fan Fiction Virgin Or Not A Virgin

I don't think any of them have had sex, because sex doesn't seem to exist in any FF world.

But if it did, I would say:

Tifa - Not Virgin. There's no way.

Yuna - Virgin. She's just too innocent to be anything else

Cloud- Virgin. Way too nervous around women. Plus who?

Squall - Virgin. Too moody.

Rinoa - Virgin. I don't think she'd get pressured into it. I really don't. She's way too pushy to be pushed into anything. In fact, I think Seifer is a virgin too. He had a romantic dream people.

Vaan - Virgin. Way too immature plus looks like a little kid.

Selphie - Maybe. I can't be sure with her.

Quistis - Virgin. Although with her own fan club it would be possible.

Tidus - Virgin. I don't know why I think it, but he just sends off the right signals for it.

And that's my breakdown on the sexual lifes of FF characters. Don't miss my breakdown on the sex of Harry Potter. Is Harry getting Granged by Hermione? Find out next!
 
Well we all know for sure that Ginny isn't a virgin. She probably got it on with every guy in Hogwarts.

*hates Ginny*

Sorry to any Ginny fans.
 
Vaan, Yuna, Squall, Tidus, Hope (obviously), not too sure but i'm gonna say cloud too.
 
I would say Tidus and Yuna are virgin........Remember the time in the thunder plains they didn't even let himm near her room.........
 
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Virgins and non virgins of the series.

Final Fantasy 1 - Well I think that everyone in the party is a virgin when it begins but during the middle they get ****ed by several monsters and need to train hard...

Final Fantasy 2 - Firion and Gust seem to me as non virgins while while the emperor is.

Final Fantasy 3 - IDK never played.

Final Fantasy 4 - I think Cecil and Rosa arn't while palom porom still have their cherry.

Final Fantasy 5 - Faris kept her being a female her whole life so she is definatly a virgin and Galuf has a kid so its a no brainer that he isn't.

Final Fantasy 6 - Terra wins for being a virgin, Edgar no way.

Final Fantasy 7 - Cait Sith is defiantly a virgin, Tifa can't be one, she's a big slut.

Final Fantasy 8 - I would think with all that training Squall is still a virgin but no way is Irvine.

Final Fantasy 9 - Eiko is still a virgin but the moogles she stayed with wern't... Sadly.

Final Fantasy 10 - Well Wakka and Lulu have a baby in 10-2 and the YRP seems slutty so I will give the virgin award to, the little boy who is part of the fayth and brings back Tidus in 10-2.

Final Fantasy 11 - Some that play are, while some who play arn't

Final Fantasy 12 - Girls = sluts, Vaan = Virgin

Final Fantasy 13 - Hope is still a virgin as no one likes him, except strange old men. Vanille is the non-virgin here although she has only been with Fang.

thats just my input.
 
Tifa, Lulu and Ashe are probably NOT virgins. Tifa and Lulu wear such revealing clothes and have such mannerism that makes it hard for a person to think otherwise. Ashe was already married to Rasler, and it's very likely that they two have consummated.

Okay, this thread seemed harmless, but as I reply, I realize that the thread is quite dirty. I guess we all need to let out some dirty fictional discussion to vent out once in a while.
 
let's see...

Kefka definitely was, Sephiroth could've boned his way out of a paper bag, nobody would touch a psycho clown though...hell all Kefka NEEDED was to slip it in some sorry little sprite and that whole "World of Ruin" of thing would've never happened.

Cait Sith was, but Reeve definitely wasn't, try telling me all of Shinra didn't destroy that dumpster slut Scarlet before Meteor came down. We're also forgetting that Don Corneo boned Aerith, Tifa, Yuffie, and Cloud (don't tell me it didn't happen, it did) so none of them can be considered.

I think everyone is 8 boned each other so nothing there.

Amarant. Just gonna throw that out there.

Yuna was pure in X, but X-2 those dumb whores got to her. I say that's good though, because Tidus couldn't have gotten to that. Also, hello, the biggest virgin in the series bar none is SHELINDA (if you don't remember that chick, go look that up, definitely the cock-hungriest woman in the whole series)

Vaan for sure, that guy didn't go for Penelo even though the first 6 hours of that game consists of Penelo riding his jock everywhere he goes. LARSA got that shit over him, that's a disgrace.

And as for XIII, i'd say Hope, but he's 14 or whatever so it doesn't matter, either way he could've slipped one in with Vanille like Sazh did.
 
Wowz, what an odd topic XD

K, well, lets see:

Tifa - Not Virgin. Id be shocked if she wasnt.

Yuna - Virgin. Indeed, way too innocent!

Cloud- Virgin. Dont ask me why, but is defo a v.

Squall - Virgin. Has too much on his plate.

Rinoa - Virgin. But I think she would want to for some reason lol XD

Vaan - Virgin. Would you do that????

Selphie - Virign. I hope so cause I think shes adorable.

Quistis - Not virgin. Fanclub and tutor thing going on, no way!

Tidus - Virgin. He seems too squeaky clean.

Ashe - Vrigin, unless she got frisky with her prince before his death!

Vivi - Virign. Hes a babi, no touch!!!

Steiner - Virgin. Seems too stuck up and pompus to get any attention!

BigGuard said:
We're also forgetting that Don Corneo boned Aerith, Tifa, Yuffie, and Cloud (don't tell me it didn't happen, it did) so none of them can be considered.
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Lol, where did that happen??? In a sick fanfic??????????????
BigGuard said:
And as for XIII, i'd say Hope, but he's 14 or whatever so it doesn't matter, either way he could've slipped one in with Vanille like Sazh did.
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You CLEARLY read some screwed up hentai. Thats just fucking nasty and paedo.
 
ahahahah how fun

hmmm out of the final fantasy's ive played

yeah Garnet is totally a virgin
also I think Yuna
the rest I couldn't say for certain...


Zidane I doubt is a virgin. I mean c'mon.
 
Interesting topic for sure. I'll go for ones I disagree with/no on said anything.

Starting with 8, going through 12.

Zell - Virgin, too much pent up energy to have gotten laid.
Quistis - How do you think she has a fan club?
Seifer/Rinoa - All those "good" memories....yea they banged.

Zidane - Ladies man, done.

Tidus - He's a damned sports icon in Zanarkand (his time) OF COURSE he got laid. Not in Spira though.
Auron - Monk, so no. Unless his times before guardianship...
Jecht - One word, Tidus.

Basch - Too busy being a freaking hero.
Ashe - Banged Rasler, and then Balthier (you KNOW it could happen).

Oh yea.
 
Seru_Kai said:
Ashe - Banged Rasler, and then Balthier (you KNOW it could happen).

Oh yea.
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hahaha yeah Ashe totally banged Balthier.
you know they had a thing

and Rasler, well he was her husband, so I would think so
 
I would say Aeris, but she's really not that sickenly innocent as Yuna is. Aeris at least had a bf, right? But Yuna had that big staff..
Aghh nevermind//
 
ill just list my yes and no's in this regard:

FF7
Tifa: Yes (She fell for cloud and i can see her holding out for him)
Aries No (She had a boyfriend and isnt the innocent type)
Yuffie Yes (Id be surprised if she knew what sex was)

FF8
Rinoa: No (Im convinced she and seifer had sex during that "previous summer")
Selphie: No (I think she might have at her old garden, and if not then irvine will talk her into it)
Quistis : Yes (She loved squall, and i cant see her "banging" her students)

FF9
Garnet: Yes (shes 16 ffs)
Eiko: Yes (Come on)
Freya: No (She has her long lost love)
Quina: ? (HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA)

FFX
Yuna: Definetly (Tho her and tidus may have done a little more than kiss, hmm)
Rikku: Definetly (Another yuffie)
Lulu: Clearly not (Unless shes a virgin birth and all)

FF12
Ashe: Yes (Her husband died before he could get some)
Penelo: Yes (Too niave, but she would definetly give vaan some if he asked)
Fran: No (Her and balthier definetly were at it like rabbits)

FF13 (Cant even remember the names)
Lightning: No
Lightnings sister: definetly not
Ginger, aka orgasms in battle: no
Dark haired dyke: definetly gave ginger some

:kelly:
 
Final Fantasy 1: They all banged each other in the middle of the game

Final Fantasy 4: Cecil: Definitely not, he had something going on with rosa
Kain: No. He banged it up in a wh*re house somewhere, or with Golbez when he's under mind control
Rydia: Yes

Final Fantasy 7: Cloud: No, he went to the Honeybee Inn one day when he was bored.
Tifa: No, she had sex with barret when they were drunk, then with cloud.
Aeris: No evidence but I think she and Zack screwed behind the scenes.
Yuffie: Yes, but she pooped her cherry by stuffing it with materia.
Ruffus: Definitely not.
All the turks: Not
Sephiroth: Sephiroth is infact a virgin. He was withdrawn from everyone around him and had no interest in people. Sephiroth was a transhuman. He is also never seen with any females.
If he did ever have sex with any girl he would have gave her Jenova disease.

FF8: Squall: No, he was pressured by an ugly chick.
Seifer: No, he banged Rinoa and possible Fujin
Quistis: Yes she strived to be as proffesional as possible
Irvine: Yes, he always scares the ladies with his directness and in the game it was revealed he reads "dirty magazines" (the scene with Rinoa after they have the music concert thing)
Ultimecia: Yes, but she frequently casts blizzaga on herself
 
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