[V6] What Are You Currently Knitting?

[Marquis of Granby]

post pix of your knitwear here.

 

[CassinoChips]

Jim, do you know how to knit "in the round"?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

of course.

 

[CassinoChips]

Can you teach my fiancee? She's been wanting to learn. She's knitted some scarves and a blanket and such, but she wants to expand her repertoire, such as it were.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i can teach her many things.

especially the importance of not sleeping with a man who is addicted to (or even plays) world of warcraft.

that makes it sound like i have experience sleeping with male WoW addicts. i dont, but i do know that when you have a woman you should ditch the WoW.

 

[CassinoChips]

What if the woman also plays WoW?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

then the only thing im going to teach her is how to take a bloody good beating.

 

[CassinoChips]

The correct answer is: "Girls don't play WoW, dummy."

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i understand you want to protect your woman. but you cant stop me. not even if you are the coach from an american football team in some american high school.

il take you down to chinatown.

 

[Donald Trump]

Flaming.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

nt flmn or trln

 

[CassinoChips]

i understand you want to protect your woman. but you cant stop me. not even if you are the coach from an american football team in some american high school.

il take you down to chinatown.

Straw man.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

and proud