Under five year olds

Darkstar

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They piss me off, as we speak, the one next door is having a temper tantrum, so, i'm deciding to kill them all one day, who here agrees with me and wants to join. (the annoying little brats that have temper tantrums every five seconds, or those little ones that kick you, expecting everything they want)

I know what your all thinking, this doesn't sound like darkstar/Super Hippie, well, i don't have a problem killing off little kids
 
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Bratty little children who need a good slapping?! *Puts on steel toe tipped boots* Point me in the right direction, good sir!
 
Can we start by killing all 14 year olds, that like greenpeace, they are little kids too.

I'm sorry, but i don't want to talk to you any more, so please leave me alone

Bratty little children who need a good slapping?! *Puts on steel toe tipped boots* Point me in the right direction, good sir!

I know, and their parents just stand there, and try to calm them down by giving them chocolate, greedy little brats
 
I don't really like kids...
They just annoy me.
And I hate how they stare at you when you're standing in line at the store.
 
Well I would rather kill you lot than any kid under five. I have a child that is one years old and he means the world to me. To speak of such actions really pisses me off.
 
What I mean, is those ones at the supermarkets who scream and cry because they don't get that toy car, and make it very awkward for the parents. And they eventually destroy your ears by screaming so loudly.

As you can tell, have had a bad experience with a little brat. I was about twelve, and he was about 5, I was talking to someone else, he comes in and interrupts the convo, I tell him to wait nicely, five minutes later, he interrupts again, I again tell him to wait. Five minutes later, he throws a 5 kilo rock at my face, hitting me right on the cheek bone

Sorry about what I said, I just didn't word my sentence properly, super sorry.
 
They do annoy me, but killing all the 5 year olds??? Wont some be older before you set out to kill them rofl and may fight back.
 
Yes kids are annoying and sometimes you feel like yo hate them. But you have to remember one thing - They are only children and dont know as much as adults. Now when you see and adult acting like a kid and that annoys you then I would know how you feel.

The amount of times I've had Thomas the Tank Engine threw off my head I couldnt count on both hands, but my son is one years old and doesnt know the difference between right and wrong and you cant really tell him off because he has such an innocent face.
 
Mmmm I hate kids because I am kind of a kid. I'm sure that by the time I'm 25, I'll probably want one of my own. How a kid acts is all based on how the parent raises them. All of this ADHD psychological issue crap is nonsense. Attention deficit dissorder...psh. To me, that's just because parents raise their kids to bask in attention.

I actually lived in a house with a bunch of kids a few years back. Two twin 2 year old girls and a 5 year old boy. They were spoiled little annoying brats. They ran around screaming and crying and they even had this little "ratting everyone out" thing that they would do. One of the little girls even ran and told her mom that I gave her a "mean" look. A blatant straight out lie.
And the mom...wouldn't beat or discipline her kids for shit. She gave them like everything they possibly wanted. <__<
Ugh. Some kids are just monsters.

I like kids as long as they're quiet and they have manners.
 
My child is spoilt, but when he can start to understand more he will be disciplined if he starts acting himself.
 
The amount of times I've had Thomas the Tank Engine threw off my head I couldnt count on both hands, but my son is one years old and doesnt know the difference between right and wrong and you cant really tell him off because he has such an innocent face.
Your kid throws Tomas the Tank around? That's blasphemous!
 
Why kill them? that is a sure fire way to wipe out the entire population! :stare: besides, use a little thing known as PATIENCE, you find that these annoyances are easier to deal with if you have a little patience with them, they don't know the world at 1-5 that relies on your life-long experiences, you can't be born with understanding
 
Like I said if these problems consist when the child grows into his teens then its time for action.
 
Yeah, by stereotype Girls will keep your wallet extra light and guys will be keeping you up all night with loud music (metal and rock in particular)not to mention when it comes to sex which not many teenagers can wait for, be it peer pressure, looking 'cool', curiosity and other reasons.

if you teach your child in the early years about consequences and keep them on the straight and narrow, they should grow up into good, intelligent young people that could really make changes in the world.

it all comes down to who you know and who you associate yourself with, the wrong crowd can send you on the 'bad' route.
 
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