Uhh... Obsessed much?

*shoves some pepto down VR's throat* Hope that helps deary, though I already took half the bottle

It does a little.

But think of how much fun she'll have!

She could braid the back hair.

She could pretend he's a very large dog and pet it.

She could move her feet around in its softness.

Or she could shave it all off and make a wig out of it.

Wait, nvm. I need moar pepto.
 
*snorts* Err, well...ummm I could give you some tiny rubber bands to hold in the braids? :wacky:
 
Make sure you take pictures xD I'd love to see your handiwork when through.
 
Okay now that is sexy. You almost had me turned on there.

This thread is making me sick to my stomach. It's in need of REAL sexiness...therefore:

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Damn you Mandi. I'm an addict now.
 
AUGH! What have you done, VR?! You ruined the braided hairy mancakes sexy time fun! I HATECHOO!
 
This thread is making me sick to my stomach. It's in need of REAL sexiness...therefore:

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Damn you Mandi. I'm an addict now.

Mmmmm Officer Tom Hanson from 21 Jump Street *licks* Now this thread is made of pure sex. He was hot when he was young and he's STILL hot. Mr. Depp certainly ages well.
 
AUGH! What have you done, VR?! You ruined the braided hairy mancakes sexy time fun! I HATECHOO!

Well if you like, you can come down to TN. Plenty of hairy fat rednecks for you to braid here.

Mmmmm Officer Tom Hanson from 21 Jump Street *licks* Now this thread is made of pure sex. He was hot when he was young and he's STILL hot. Mr. Depp certainly ages well.

Indubitably. I wants him, and NOT mancakes :dry:
 
Why did I read every damn post on this thread? I need to go back to bed now. I just hope this thread doesn't give me nightmares. Ugh
 
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