uh, VR, can you explain...

[Davey Gaga]

Anal Splinters. xDDDDD

 

[Rockman X]

Anal Splinters. xDDDDD

Hush. They aren't a laughing matter, they hurt.

 

[AddleBoy]

Yes I did, cut things up in there pretty badly. Things were coming out red for the longest time.

Yeah, the only way you'd get those out is to get some tiny, magical elves, let them crawl up your anus, and pull them out.

 

[Rockman X]

I think my colon just absorbed them, I didn't want elves crawling around in my ass making cookies and cereal.

 

[Blue Link]

The Keebler Anus xDDDDD

 

[AddleBoy]

I think my colon just absorbed them, I didn't want elves crawling around in my ass making cookies and cereal.

Your ass is like a cookie dispenser! =O

 

[Rockman X]

The Keebler Anus xDDDDD

I seriously lol'd.

Your ass is like a cookie dispenser! =O

Chocolate chip cookies

 

[Blue Link]

actually, they're double fudge, but they started out as chocolate chip

 

[Rockman X]

Meh, close enough, still chocolatey. So who wants a cookie?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Not from you. D:

 

[Rockman X]

But they're waaaarm, fresh out the oven

 

[Blue Link]

no fucking way in hell

 

[Rockman X]

But they're made with tender love and care T_T

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

But they're waaaarm, fresh out the oven

That's what I'm afraid of.

 

[Tielknight]

nice and steamy too I bet.... ohh.. wait a minute......

 

[Bambi]

steamy eh?

 

[Blue Link]

But they're made with tender love and care T_T

and harmful bacteria lining the sides of your colon. thx but no thx

 

[Rockman X]

Not thaaaaat harmful, just e. coli

 

[Blue Link]

Look, no one wants your Famous Anus cookies >=[

 

[Tielknight]

I doubt even E coli could survive that hell....