Uh, Guys my Room Kinda Smells like Poo.

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

And you can also smell by sweating.

Amazingly, it's possible to do the Horizontal Monster Mash and not get pregnant.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

And you can also smell by sweating.

That could be true, after 2 and a half hours of dancing ballet in a studio. But it's the winter holidays, and classes are canceled. I wouldn't sweat, but only when dancing and when it's the summer.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It's possible to sweat by just sitting.
It's not very healthy, but possible.

 

[Fusilli]

I don't smell. I don't eat anything with sugar or something that makes you fart or barf.
I never had sex with you, and if I did, I would've been pregnant by now.
I wasn't with you last night. I was up on the forums looking at what you guys said on this thread.
I didn't break your bed. I am not heavy nor fat (I am pretty anorexic).
I didn't do all of this iwth a smile because I couldn't smile after I got that measle vaccine yesterday at the doctor..

XDDD

Amelia (if that is your real name), if you were anorexic, it's not the kind of thing you would brag about on forums unless you are just seeking attention, in which case you are really very pathetic. I doubt you are even deaf, seeing as you constantly bring it up like you are wanting our sympathy. You are a really bad liar and nobody is convinced.

 

[Davey Gaga]

I don't smell. I don't eat anything with sugar or something that makes you fart or barf.
I never had sex with you, and if I did, I would've been pregnant by now.
I wasn't with you last night. I was up on the forums looking at what you guys said on this thread.
I didn't break your bed. I am not heavy nor fat (I am pretty anorexic).
I didn't do all of this iwth a smile because I couldn't smile after I got that measle vaccine yesterday at the doctor..

lies.

Well if what Riku said what is true, I could be pregnant in a week or so.

not the way WE did it

 

[Fusilli]

I don't believe a word she says...

 

[Dazz]

Maybe your toilet is close to your room. Or maybe somebody is fertilizing their garden outside. I hate when my neighbour fertilizes her garden as the whole place smells of crap

 

[Davey Gaga]

Maybe your toilet is close to your room. Or maybe somebody is fertilizing their garden outside. I hate when my neighbour fertilizes her garden as the whole place smells of crap

Aye .... we're passed that topic now.

 

[Serah]

I don't believe a word she says...

Me neither. Good gracious. First she says she has hearing problems, then it's AIDs and now she's anorexic? Good lord if that were all true, only being 11 years old she'd be dead by now, one would think.

 

[Rockman X]

I don't smell. I don't eat anything with sugar or something that makes you fart or barf.

People can vomit and fart regardless of food.

I never had sex with you, and if I did, I would've been pregnant by now.

I wasn't with you last night. I was up on the forums looking at what you guys said on this thread.

And providing more lulz for us.

I didn't break your bed. I am not heavy nor fat (I am pretty anorexic).

Any real anorexic wouldn't admit it, generally they don't even realize they have it. I thought you said you would stop lying? Guess that was a lie too

I didn't do all of this iwth a smile because I couldn't smile after I got that measle vaccine yesterday at the doctor..

Summary =

Yes. That deserved three bawww bunnies. You couldn't do it with a smile because of a measle shot? Awww, poor widdle baby. That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard, it's a frigging shot. Shots don't make people sad all day. Jesus tapdancing Christ, when are you going to stop with all these stupid little lies. If you want to be an attention-seeking drama queen do it elsewhere. This is a Final Fantasy forum, not LiveJournal or MySpace. We don't need petty lies here and we can see right through you, so don't even try denying it. You're a bad liar.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It'd be so funny if it turned out she was right you were wrong.

 

[Rockman X]

If she really was an 11-year old AIDS-ridden anorexic who was being made to grope her grandfather even though she hasn't seen him 3 years, the world would implode.

Amelia's lies are truth = divide by 0

 

[Fusilli]

It'd be so funny if it turned out she was right you were wrong.

Well that is the wondrous thing about the internet, no-one will ever know...

If she really was an 11-year old AIDS-ridden anorexic who was being made to grope her grandfather even though she hasn't seen him 3 years, the world would implode.

Amelia's lies are truth = divide by 0

Don't forget deaf

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Ever heard of nullity?

 

[Rockman X]

And that her mommy and daddy don't tell her they love her even though she gives them Serbian-style kisses on the cheek

 

[Kermit the Frog]

And that her mommy and daddy don't tell her they love her even though she gives them Serbian-style kisses on the cheek

The kiss is on both cheeks.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

I didn't break your bed. I am not heavy nor fat (I am pretty anorexic).

changes to...

I have one more resolution.
To go on a diet.
Even though it's bad for a kid to go on a diet, I need to because I have this big blob sticking out from my tummy. When I look sideways at the mirror and stick out my tummy, I look pregnant.
I just have stop eating meat and junk to reduce the fat. Or maybe I can exercise every morning...

Come on if you are going to have a story then stick to it

 

[Kermit the Frog]

changes to...





Come on if you are going to have a story then stick to it

I don't really get you.

 

[Davey Gaga]

I don't really get you.

You said you were anorexic and that you were too thin to do anything to my bed.

Now, you're fat.
You're a fat anorexic.
You're a fucking failure, is what you are.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

You said you were anorexic and that you were too thin to do anything to my bed.

Now, you're fat.
You're a fat anorexic.
You're a fucking failure, is what you are.

You don't have any respect for nobles of the Croatian Republic, don't you?