Today I was

[CassinoChips]

molested at a showing of The Avengers by a handsome Irish lad.

 

[moogling]

why didn't you stop him when he was groping you

 

[CassinoChips]

I hadn't chosen whether I liked it or not yet.

 

[moogling]

understandable

 

[AddleBoy]

You should have taken out your penis.

 

[CassinoChips]

Well my wife and kids were there, you see.

 

[AddleBoy]

Incest is wincest?

 

[Squid]

Cheater

 

[Will Graham]

In my defence he was dressed a bit like this

 

[CassinoChips]

Them's my goin' out clothes.