Today has not been so good

[Fusilli]

It's been my dream forever to have a pet monkey.

 

[Bambi]

I want a lizard

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

A monkey would kick a lizard's arse.

 

[Fusilli]

Can lizards wear nappies and fling poo? Hmmmmm?

 

[Bambi]

I got whipped round the head off an Iguana, it ran up my top bit my lip then whipped me

Good job it was a baby one

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You got whipped... by an iguana? xD

 

[Bambi]

Yes

I got bit on the lip by my guinea pig once aswel

 

[Fusilli]

Were you trying to kiss it?

 

[Bambi]

The guinea pig yes, the Iguana no, that just attacked. Totally unprovoked it was

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

So in other words, you pulled its tail?

 

[Bambi]

I did no such thing

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I can tell that you did. It's so obvious.

 

[Davey Gaga]

She clearly went for the penis and missed.

 

[Bambi]

I fail to see how

 

[Bambi]

She clearly went for the penis and missed.

Yes because I make a habit of trying to toss lizards off :stare:

 

[Davey Gaga]

xD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Hahahahahaha.

Well, you said it.

 

[Bambi]

What you laughing at foooools :stare:

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You tossing off lizards.

 

[Bambi]

I do not toss ...oh never mind, I'l stop digging that hole