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*hiss*
No.
You are my pal, Toni. NOT his.![]()


P.S. Riddick, dear, I think your schlong is parasitic and you might want to consider getting it cut off; it's not good if it sucks away all your nutrients and oxygen, love.
That's like if my wee-wee area cut off my oxygen supply to my body. Ewwwww.![]()


Does this mean we are pals?![]()

Oh my gosh
I just want him to like me more than he likes Conor![]()
No, no, darling. We're failing to communicate.
It doesn't cut off the oxygen supply, it simply consumes & consumption is largely dependent upon size, mass & other factors you wouldn't necessarily equate with a person of partial asian descent like myself.![]()



Riddick!
You didn't say anything to my statement after insulting me for no reason.![]()

D:
you have a schlong?

*hiss*
No.
You are my pal, Toni. NOT his.![]()

You're of partial Asian descent?
*ish fascinated* I can't dislike you now; darn it, I have a secret thing for Asian guys. Even partial Asian guys are my weakness.
*coughs* But ooooh okay I understand what you mean now. It consumes your oxygen supply--that's um ... interesting. Erm, waitwaitwaitwait .... size, mass, and miscellaneous factors of your schlong ... are you saying that your schlong is ... not size-challenged?![]()


the size of mozzie bites![]()
the size of mozzie bites![]()
boobies, however small, are a no go. 
no strap-ons do not count.

I didn't?
Sharing is caring.
Uh, all organs in the body consume oxygen, etc.
Ah, I have a headache. I don't even know what to answer to that.![]()



the size of mozzie bites![]()

Then he will never like you.boobies, however small, are a no go.
no strap-ons do not count.![]()
Pshhaaaaw I knew that. *coughs*
I was testing you.
Meh, then you're of no use to me; I'm gonna go back to looking at the website now. All those purrdy colors.
Aww, it's okay Toni; we can trade booby sizes.![]()


Should I be glad? 

I don't like where this thread is heading.![]()
Is that the only gif/meme image you have?![]()

Lolz strap-ons tho.
And I could've sworn I saw that Winnie the Pooh meme on my tumblr the other day or so.
