The truth about the jews

[al-Qassam]

You see there was a rule. God almighty, the Qoran testifies that god had chosen the jew, the Israeli. He chose the jew. They say they are the chosen people. They say it is in the bible, it is also in the Qoran, they are the chosen people, but chosen for what? Because of their race? Because of their language? Because of their riches? NO. They are chosen for a purpose, and that purpose is spelt out for the jew in their book, their torah, in the bible, in the second book of the bible called Exodus. Moses is made to say exodus chapter 19 verse 5 and 6, he says, moses, now therefore, if you will obey my voice (God is speaking through moses), if you jews will obey my voice and keep my covenant then you will be something perculiar treasure on to me, something special, above all people. The Qoran says, you shall be on to me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation. That is their job, they are supposed to be a kingdom of priests guiding men to the knowledge of god. That was the role God gave them. Now they have tampered with that role. They have made their religion a racial religion. All the strife in the world, what happened in Germany, what happened in the past 2000 years is on account of that they have lost that role, they have atenuated that role. And if they, the jews, do not carry out that role, the duties and responsibilities which God has imposed upon you, for making them, the jew, the chosen people; he says, the same God, in the jew's book, the torah, the book of moses, chapter 26; if you do not obey me, the jewsd if you do not obey me then I will punish you seven times more for your sins. Seven times more. Anybody else you commit one crime, you get one punishment. You jews, you get seven times more punishment. This is the jews book of God, their book of authority, their torah. Verse 21, if you are contary to me and are not willing to obey me I will bring on you seven times more plagues. Seven times more plagues upon the jews. I don't know when Hitler incinerated 6 million the jews whether it was 6 times or 7 times I don't know.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

You see there was a rule.

Rules 1 and 2, or Rule 34?

God almighty, the Qoran testifies that god had chosen the jew, the Israeli.

For what?

He chose the jew.

For what? A dinner party at Shenanigans?

They say they are the chosen people.

FOR WHAT?! GAWDDAMNIT! The suspense is fucking killing me.

They say it is in the bible, it is also in the Qoran, they are the chosen people, but chosen for what?

That's only the question I just asked 3 fucking times. You tell me.

Because of their race?

I don't know.

Because of their language?

I don't know.

Because of their riches?

To assume that all Jews have money is a stereotype. Also, I don't know.

NO.

More suspense and answers than an episode of fucking Lost.

They are chosen for a purpose, and that purpose is spelt out for the jew in their book, their torah, in the bible, in the second book of the bible called Exodus.

Yeah, but that's all tl;dr. Tell me what the fuck it says already.

Moses is made to say exodus chapter 19 verse 5 and 6, he says, moses, now therefore, if you will obey my voice (God is speaking through moses), if you jews will obey my voice and keep my covenant then you will be something perculiar treasure on to me, something special, above all people.

I'd like to think that an all powerful, all knowing being such as God could speak with much better grammar. "Percuilar" So much for being perfect, the phony.

The Qoran says, you shall be on to me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation. That is their job, they are supposed to be a kingdom of priests guiding men to the knowledge of god.

Like leading them to a tree... With fruit. This can't go wron- Oh shi-

That was the role God gave them.

Nice to know that God's into Role Play. Does he have sexy schoolgirl outfits, or do the Jews have to bring their own costumes?

Now they have tampered with that role.

Leave it to the Jews to ruin an orgy. amirite?

They have made their religion a racial religion.

Oh, you mean, they fly planes into tall buildings too? I KNEW IT.

All the strife in the world, what happened in Germany, what happened in the past 2000 years is on account of that they have lost that role, they have atenuated that role.

So, they're the reason I was mugged? They're the reason why BP is incompetent? DAMN IT, JEWS! WHY COULDN'T YOU GET INTO THAT ORGY WITH GOD AND JUST CALL IT A FUCKING DAY?!

And if they, the jews, do not carry out that role, the duties and responsibilities which God has imposed upon you, for making them, the jew, the chosen people; he says, the same God, in the jew's book, the torah, the book of moses, chapter 26; if you do not obey me, the jewsd if you do not obey me then I will punish you seven times more for your sins. Seven times more.

Does God speak in run on sentences often?

Anybody else you commit one crime, you get one punishment. You jews, you get seven times more punishment.

Scruff McGruff says, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime". He also takes bites out of things. I think Scruff McGruff may be HIV positive.

This is the jews book of God, their book of authority, their torah.

You can find it, along with many other religious texts in the "fiction" section of Barnes and Nobel. (TOTALLY NOT A CHEAP PLUG)

Verse 21, if you are contary to me and are not willing to obey me I will bring on you seven times more plagues.

That silly God and his typos.

Seven times more plagues upon the jews. I don't know when Hitler incinerated 6 million the jews whether it was 6 times or 7 times I don't know.

Wait, wat?

THE FUCK DOES THIS SAY?

 

[Harlequin]

They are chosen for a purpose, and that purpose is spelt out for the jew in their book, their torah, in the bible, in the second book of the bible called Exodus. Moses is made to say exodus chapter 19 verse 5 and 6, he says, moses, now therefore, if you will obey my voice (God is speaking through moses), if you jews will obey my voice and keep my covenant then you will be something perculiar treasure on to me, something special, above all people.

Then Moses went up to God, and the Lord called to him from the mountain and said, "This is what you are to say to the house of Jacob and what you are to tell the people of Israel: Exodus 19:3

'You yourselves have seen what I did to Egypt, and how I carried you on eagles' wings and brought you to myself. Exodus 19:4

Now if you obey me fully and keep my covenant, then out of all nations you will be my treasured possession. Although the whole Earth is mine, Exodus 19:5

you will be for me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation.' These are the words you are to speak to the Israelites." Exodus 19:6

So Moses went back and summoned the elders of the people and set before them all the words the Lord had commanded him to speak. Exodus 19:7

The Lord clearly states the entire Earth is his, which would suggest that although the Israelites are his 'treasured possession', no man is exempt from the kingdom of Heaven, nor are they of any special privalege. They were only ever meant to serve as a vehicle to perpetuate the spread of his teachings.

The Qoran says, you shall be on to me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation. That is their job, they are supposed to be a kingdom of priests guiding men to the knowledge of god.

If you're criticising Judaism based on what is written in the Qu'ran I can't take your criticisms seriously.

That was the role God gave them. Now they have tampered with that role. They have made their religion a racial religion.

No they haven't. If you want to believe in their God you are allowed to. They don't have any special access to their God by birthright.

All the strife in the world, what happened in Germany, what happened in the past 2000 years is on account of that they have lost that role, they have atenuated that role.

Muslims have been the subjects of several ethnic cleansing campaigns. Would you say what happened in Bosnia was a punishment against Muslims?

In any case, not every Jew was killed and I would wager not every Jew was effected by the holocaust. Do those ones get off the hook? It's a bizarre concept you've thrown out here.

I don't know when Hitler incinerated 6 million the jews whether it was 6 times or 7 times I don't know.

So you believe Hitler received external influence into punishing Jews? I don't. I believe Hitler was a bigot.

EDIT ---------------

Just quickly, I don't want this turning into a mud slinging match between us. I just feel you haven't shown respect to other religions than your own and whilst I don't demand respect from you, it would seem that because you've only capitalised the 'Qoran' I would think you're only going to have a partisan attitude.