The Secret Brotherhood

Iv got a cat called velcro & a dearly deaprted goldfish called dave ;_;
 
this all reminds me of:
this
and this

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and possibly this, this, this, this, this

I'm in if there's a way join this elusive group
 
Ok so this group has been around for a long time now. maybe you should let us in on who is in it at least.
 
Hello to all. I am going to end the suspense now: the messengers will most likely be assured by their contacts that I myself am for real. I myself have been a member of the Brotherhood for almost two years. In short, this club IS for real, not a hoax. It's a club of both men and women from around the world, chosen for intelligence among other things.
I will take charge, being the highest ranking female until a higher ranking member steps in, then I will bow out. I am middling in power compared with the male population, but it is a club of domination, of war and of shadows.
I call myself the Demented White Mage, the dark side borne from the light unto the dark.
The leader is indeed a man, and one hell of a man indeed. I will leave it to him to reveal himself.
To join, please post the answers to the following questions:
(And note the rest of this was written by the leader)
Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom is the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

The rules:
The standard rules are obeyed. Only members may post here! Keep spam moderate (that means something like "not too many letters or numbers without substance"). Coarse or explicit language are ok here.
Members must be permitted, no sissies allowed. If you apply for membership, you have to answer the 8 questions above.
Any and all members posting an application agree to sign over killing rights to the Brotherhood. The Brotherhood reserves the right to kill off a member publicly in the event that he/she is deemed unworthy of the club.
Kids stay out!

The ranks:
- Guests: Visitors, allowed to post here.
- Fallen Warriors: Once honorable members, the Fallen resigned at their own will. They are still welcome to post.
- Luminaries Of Darkness: The ancient gods and creators, vanished into realms beyond comprehension.
- Dark Servants: The dark noobs. They are encouraged to ask a higher rankinf member to guide them.
- Pleasure Slaves: The female version of Servants.
- Dark Apprentices: Allowed to post here as well as in every BoD thread. Not worthy apprentices will be kicked.
- Dark Enchantresses: the female version of Dark Apprentices.
- Dark Paladins: fully-fledged members. Potential Masters. The ferocious force of darkness. A majority of them may cast a veto to decisions.
- Dark Sirens: the female version of Dark Paladins.
- Dark Masters: the Masters have left behind the last bit of scholarship and build the core of the BoD. High Lord candidates.
- Valkyries: the female version of Dark Masters.
- High Lords Of Doom: the heart and black soul of the BoD. Each one having a veto right to club decisions, they possess fearful power.
- Goddesses Of Doom: the female version of the High Lords
- Princes: the highest achievable rank and power. There can be four princes at the most.
- Christ Of Darkness: the one with the final saying; THE leader.

Not sure if you belong? Take this quiz: http://www.brotherhood-of-doom.org/quiz/bod_quiz.php
NWS (Not work safe)
 
Mysterious Questions....oh well said:
Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom is the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

Answers are in exact question order, sometimes I answer a question with another question:
-Does your leader actually realizes that hell is just a mere invention of human foolishness and that the hell is this planet? The Hades is were our mortal souls rest until the day Armageddon is brought upon us. Hell is our own creation and that's why humans fear it so much, because our greed and hatred knows no boundaries.

-If the songs aren't worth my precious time they are most likely ignored, which is almost all kinds of music except a selected few. 80s songs. :wacky:

-Doom? Death waits for us all, it is the end of all existence, the termination of any biological functions of the body. There's no way to escape it for us have cast this curse upon ourselves because of our selfish decisions. We take lives as if it were a game, well in the end we all pay for our sins.

-I consider myself as neutral, I believe that all humans have an equal amount of Good and Evil within their hearts. It just depends on what we want to become. So neither, both good and evil characters will eventually face the same fate: Death, sooner or later.

-No, I don't waste my precious time on such activities. Besides, it would most likely kill my brain cells. Your leader wants intelligent members, what's the use of recruiting drunken bastards that will be of no use when their brains are, basically and scientifically speaking, as good as nothing.

-I care not, my own fate is already bothersome enough to handle. Each and everyone of us must abide to our decisions and the consequences of those choices. Cause and effect, for example: you kill someone, expect some other looking for revenge.

-My avatar? Well I like armors and powerful weapons. I actually searched for a "Chaos Knight" and found those images. Then I added my favorite Latin quotes. My name was voted the coolest name once, and it has been mine ever since an old friend who already left the community suggested me to get an original name, not an FF based username.

-Depends on the situation. I have no time to lose with insanity. Also what's the use of being insane if you'll end up being manipulated in the end? I like the role of the puppeteer, not the puppet.


Overall rating: At least these questions had more sense than that quiz. All of this elements, Light and Darkness and Good and Evil, are just mere interpretations of our own simplistic, fragile reality, made to give some essence to our already monotonous existence. We are born, we live, we age, we die, there's no greater meaning to Death besides being the end of all mortal existence. Humans fear not knowing their fate, not knowing what they will become. Hell is a mere invention to torment and attempt to make sinners atone for their mistakes. Yes, there's indeed a Final Day in which we will answer for what we've done, but until then, we do what we must and play our little role on this demented society.

For your master's knowledge, Satan was once an angel of God, a powerful one, known as Lucifer according to Christian Lore, History and of course, the Bible, just in case he didn't knew. The devil knows very well the contents of the Bible, and fears even the very sound of the name of God. The demons are just legions of fallen angels that fear God as well, and they were exiled from the Heavens and sent down to the Earth.

My religious side believes most of all these legends and stories, my scientific side believes part of it. God does exists, it's just that some stories are quite hard to believe, but as time passes, I begin to understand their meanings.

Back on first topic, secrecy is good and all that, but something tells me this "leader" does belongs, or he did belonged, to this community.

Here's what I believe:
-25% of me believes he is Meiks, but I really DOUBT it. Come on! I know Meiks wouldn't pulls something like this :P...but one never knows...

-25% believes he is DB. But I somehow doubt it too....

-25% of me believes he is someone else from here, one of the old members perhaps....I haven't met them all.

-25% of me doubts his very existence.


This is Internet! How does anyone expect us to believe all of this? God I wasted a good amount of my brain cells, but actually the topic was great even if it wasn't a debate, and for that I found this a little plausible. This thread made me write one of "STL's Good Old Ubberly Long Posts". Not bad, not bad at all.


If it's a joke, like a member suggested a few posts ago, then damn it was a good one and you people should make a movie. :wacky:
 
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