The Post Your Haiku Thread

dimmufan · Aug 30, 2007

I would like to see what kind of haikus people can come up with. OK, here goes a haiku.

dark green leafy plants
i pick leaves and let them dry
smoke feels good for hours

If anyone else has a haiku then feel free to post it.

Jack's Smirking Revenge · Aug 30, 2007

There's a time and place for this, and this is not it. :monster:

Shenorai · Aug 30, 2007

Now, it does not seem
That Pooley will write haikus
He's a lazy sod

dimmufan · Aug 30, 2007

Pooley does not write
He can not think of haikus
He spams the place up.

Shenorai · Aug 31, 2007

So what can we do?
Conversations through haikus?
It's just an idea.

dimmufan · Sep 13, 2007

That's a nice idea.
Communicating through verse.
Talk to me people.

Shenorai · Sep 15, 2007

Crickets are chirping
Even a mouse does not stir
This topic is dead

dimmufan · Sep 17, 2007

Let's liven it up
This thread is the best ever
Or, maybe it's not

Shenorai · Sep 18, 2007

Perhaps you are right.
There is one thing left to do!
Just bring in the keg.

Jack's Smirking Revenge · Sep 18, 2007

Why is the rum gone?

Shenorai · Sep 18, 2007

Why is the rum gone?
I'll just blame you for that one.
Follow directions.

dimmufan · Sep 22, 2007

post a haiku
this thread's for haikus only
no one-liners please

dimmufan · Oct 16, 2007

necroposting's fun.
I do that from time to time.
Time to post haikus.

Shenorai · Oct 16, 2007

The Typo Faerie
Should really be a smilie
It needs smilieship!

Raiku · Oct 18, 2007

God I hate Haiku
I've been playing Spyro 3
It has Haiku too.

dimmufan · Oct 19, 2007

wtf, Spyro?
Just play Final Fantasy
Especially 9

Raiku · Oct 19, 2007

I just finished 9
There's no way in fuck
That I'm doing it again.

dimmufan · Oct 19, 2007

The last line has five
The middle line has seven
Your haiku is wrong

Raiku · Oct 19, 2007

Shut up you poo
I was doing fine
Until you said that.

dimmufan · Oct 19, 2007

Still not doing fine.
Your prose is not a haiku
You must get it right