The ones that smell

[Bambi]

...like summat crawled up there and died.... no, not even that, summat that died and was left to rot for 3 weeks in the baking sun... on Blackpool beach just for good measure (lets just pretend we get baking heat for the sake of this little whine) really offend the nose and make me sad, I was terrified I'd let one off in the bath and gas myself to death

Imagine the cause of death verdict.... D:

Mind you, at least that's a fitting way for me to go, I'd never be able to live down dying from masturbating... that would be too grim

Also, no one DID explain why the fuck they smell twice as bad in water. The self made jacuzzi is pretty snazzy, I must admit

Just not when they smell so much, they offend even the cat

 

[TheMixedHerb]

XDDDDDDDDD
I actually read that, despite it being in spam.

 

[Bambi]

Coz I'm just that good innit

My arse though

4 bottles worth of wine farts ]:

 

[TheMixedHerb]

it's worse than asbestos? D:

 

[Ipsen]

Are they proper dog shit farts? After my dog eats chicken the smell is unbearable.

 

[Bambi]

Dude, the kinda farts that would clear a room, andlinger for ages as well, so even if you came back 5 minutes later, I'd still have an air of shit about me ]:

 

[Channizard]

If it offends the cat, you should be worried.

 

[Ipsen]

LMAO. The ones that scare off company then haha. Some funny food and drinks give you farts. NEver thought that Wine would do it. Mind you, never would have thought sprouts either, but I don't eat them =/

Curry farts are the worst.

 

[Bambi]

Its alcohol with me, nothing makes my farts smell worse ]:

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Nothing can quite compare to John Smiths farts.