Nalaar
Wikipediatrician- Read the warning label.
Please. I encourage you to debate whether or not to accidently blow up the planet. NASA...Neoconservatives Authorizing Surplus Adventures, has not only awakened in the night, blazed one up, and decided to fire a hole in the moon, which boys and girls, keeps us not only in orbit, but important stuff...like the strawberries from floating out of the oatmeal, but reached way the hell down there in a hazy string of neuro porn and found the balls to tell us about it.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/10/science/space/10moon.html?_r=1&ref=technology
Lets allow our ingrained style of journalism do the talking:
"Yeah...yeah...but it was...uh....an understanding from the beginning that...uh...we already spent billions on the creation of movies that depicted comets crashing into the earths surface...national survival lotteries and the like...and they say this was so when they went broke and needed war...we could...uh...what was it blow a chunk out of the moon....so when a good slice came flying at us, we would know how to get through it....As I understand it...he was um...a bit twisted on like 3 hits of gel when it hit him...I think he needs to eat some reds and calm the fuck down...Thats all."
Does anyone up at NASA
comprehend this word: Faultline
Mascoozy....is it possible for us to SCAN the inner terrain of the moon? This means we do not know where the fault lines are. Someone at all the doofers. Must I lay this out before the board? Seeing as they have nothing to do I might as well. People...the reason we are able to see SOME of the faultlines of the earth is because they have already been triggered. Now, I am only a chick of western education, but I have the brain capacity to compute the following: If I go out side and scrape off my car, the debri is not going to float eyelevel and soon disappear from sight. Thats because of the gravity here. Now, if we uproot a lunar mountain...
We have effectively fubard our planet beyond all recognition. And those who helped us do it have extended a formal apology of Duodecillion Dollars( which is the largest number capable of measuring anything tangible) C-Spanning over 40 years which they have vacuumed from our pockets ( in an attempt to find another planet to fubar) and handed back to us in the form of bullshit. Lets put on our beer Hubbles and look at this with keener a eye. Basically what has happened is...what I just fuckin' said! There are things called shadows, light direction, and physics that we must factor in while watching something *ahem* so huge we would pay good money to conceive it...and well I suppose telling everyone they were "heading out" and they needed a $330 Billion spot might have done the trick...and if not, there was always a cam to do the trick for them.
Dumb #1: Telling everyone they landed on the moon when they didn't.
Dumb# 2: Expecting those who did not believe to believe they landed on the moon the day they actually did.
Dumb#3: Now that we all luffle the moon, shooting a hole through it on a faultline.
Dumb #4: Getting on the horn, the waves, and the tube and telling us you already shot your wad in space, we when you know damn well you haven't yet. In this way all the kiddies would exhale a planetary "whew" and wipe the sweat from their tax-paying brow. When you do finally aim peen and fire as high as you swore you could that night you lost the bet in frat-fuck, know this: The underground facility you haven't built yet for the wife and kids because you did not see this post cumming, would still be...I'll be damned...on the earth...So keep your hopes firmly poised on your Deep Space 9...because your Number 1 did Number two on the bridge...and you don't have enough annual detergent to clean that shit up...
Dumb #5:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/10/science/space/10moon.html?_r=1&ref=technology
Lets allow our ingrained style of journalism do the talking:
"Yeah...yeah...but it was...uh....an understanding from the beginning that...uh...we already spent billions on the creation of movies that depicted comets crashing into the earths surface...national survival lotteries and the like...and they say this was so when they went broke and needed war...we could...uh...what was it blow a chunk out of the moon....so when a good slice came flying at us, we would know how to get through it....As I understand it...he was um...a bit twisted on like 3 hits of gel when it hit him...I think he needs to eat some reds and calm the fuck down...Thats all."
Does anyone up at NASA
comprehend this word: Faultline
Mascoozy....is it possible for us to SCAN the inner terrain of the moon? This means we do not know where the fault lines are. Someone at all the doofers. Must I lay this out before the board? Seeing as they have nothing to do I might as well. People...the reason we are able to see SOME of the faultlines of the earth is because they have already been triggered. Now, I am only a chick of western education, but I have the brain capacity to compute the following: If I go out side and scrape off my car, the debri is not going to float eyelevel and soon disappear from sight. Thats because of the gravity here. Now, if we uproot a lunar mountain...
We have effectively fubard our planet beyond all recognition. And those who helped us do it have extended a formal apology of Duodecillion Dollars( which is the largest number capable of measuring anything tangible) C-Spanning over 40 years which they have vacuumed from our pockets ( in an attempt to find another planet to fubar) and handed back to us in the form of bullshit. Lets put on our beer Hubbles and look at this with keener a eye. Basically what has happened is...what I just fuckin' said! There are things called shadows, light direction, and physics that we must factor in while watching something *ahem* so huge we would pay good money to conceive it...and well I suppose telling everyone they were "heading out" and they needed a $330 Billion spot might have done the trick...and if not, there was always a cam to do the trick for them.
Dumb #1: Telling everyone they landed on the moon when they didn't.
Dumb# 2: Expecting those who did not believe to believe they landed on the moon the day they actually did.
Dumb#3: Now that we all luffle the moon, shooting a hole through it on a faultline.
Dumb #4: Getting on the horn, the waves, and the tube and telling us you already shot your wad in space, we when you know damn well you haven't yet. In this way all the kiddies would exhale a planetary "whew" and wipe the sweat from their tax-paying brow. When you do finally aim peen and fire as high as you swore you could that night you lost the bet in frat-fuck, know this: The underground facility you haven't built yet for the wife and kids because you did not see this post cumming, would still be...I'll be damned...on the earth...So keep your hopes firmly poised on your Deep Space 9...because your Number 1 did Number two on the bridge...and you don't have enough annual detergent to clean that shit up...
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