The FFF dating service! ^_^

[Gabranth]

Gandalf is over 2000 years old.

 

[Bambi]

What you trying to say foo'?

Do I LOOK 2000?!

Anyways, THIS IS A FAVOURITE PICTURE OF MINE, THAT'S ME BEST HAT YOU SEE, GOTTA LOVE GETTING THE BEST HATS OUT

can't get used to these modern contraptions, I can't get to grips with the caps lock

Looking for someone willing to teach an old dog new tricks

 

[Davey Gaga]

I well dressed up as Gandalf for World Book Day.

 

[Serah]

Haha, oh boy. I think the only way my boyfriend and I worked out was just by luck and coincidence. xD

I'm pretty sure there's another FFF couple on here, though. =o

Yeah there is me and my hubby. His username is Cloud but he's not all that active.

 

[Gabranth]

My favourite picture is when I'm tormenting the great Hurin. As seen below.

Btw I'm over 20000 years old, and will never die. Great advantage eh?

 

[Bambi]

I well dressed up as Gandalf for World Book Day.

You idolise me that much? I'm touched ;_;

Don't you just wanna plait my beard sugar <3

 

[Soul Saver]

lolz heres meh:

age: 44​

gender: lolz well i think im a guy but most people dont no wat i am just like quina quen lolz.​

fav song: his cheeseburger by veggie tales-it reminds me of lolcats roflcopter

favs show-gurls gone wild adn ren and stimpy

hobbyss-looking at pr0n, stalkin thirteen year old girls (and boys if im in teh mood) and watching westens lyk toystory...so emotional when woody and andy got separated. D:

by teh way i was one tv!!!11! i was on the show to catch a predator and got 2 meet chris hansen!!!1

job: pr0n star

ladys im still single

I'm sure you'll find the right lady someday. It's disappointing that womens care about basic hygiene and money, it's oh so shallow.
I myself am a greasy 31 year-old, still living in my parents' basement. Why, oh why don't girls look deeper than external appearances??? Why can I only get the fugliest, most desperate chicks? BAWWWWWWWWW. Don't know what they're missing. Never mind that I don't have a job or any life achievements, and that I dropped out of education at 18, I'll sort that out when I get a girlfriend.
Why do women always go for dominating jerks??? I'm the nicest guy around, but girls disappear after the first date. Even those who I did get into a relationship with said I was too clingy. What? I only cared about their safety!!!! Relationships suck.

I'm gonna go on World of Warcraft, like I always do for half the day, have a microwave ready meal, fap fap fap, then stay up for the whole night and sleep till 3 in the afternoon. My life is awesome.

 

[Dark-Angel]

Ohai gurlz

My name is Nigel and i iz 35 years old. i likez chicken, ma internetz, my mum who lives upstairs and my cat called Kevin

i don get out much an i LOVE chicken. i wantz a gurl who is about 16 (or younger), who strips whenever i wantz, likez the same stuff i likez and more importantly...can cook chicken to succulent delight...mmmmmmmm *drools*

i may seem like a fat jehova's witness on the inside, but i'm actually a nice guy when you get to know me...i like grabbing womens boobies...they're all wobblie..its so cool. but i especially love chicken...with tomato sauce fap fap *orgasms*

so get in touch with me...literally

Ps- You like my titties? they're nice aren't they

 

[Bambi]

I almost threw up then

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

He reminds me of that guy on the video of lazy.

 

[Bambi]

I wouldn't mind a train track bringing me snickers and stuff

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

But then what happens when it crashes? You have to get up! D:

 

[Bambi]

Mine wouldn't crash :stare:

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

I lol'd hard

 

[AddleBoy]

*knocks Bam's snicker train over*

 

[Bambi]

*knocks Addle over*

 

[AddleBoy]

*asplodes*

 

[Bambi]

result

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Knocks Bam over...

 

[Bambi]

*Kicks Merc in the nads*