The constant battle thread

[Rorolina Frixell]

spit at me bitch!

*slashes Shiva's arms off*

in your face!

*stabs shiva in the face*

 

[Archangel]

Sever casts Ifrit on Shiva..

Take that!!!

 

[Dark-Angel]

How fucking dare you. xD

Lone Wolf slashes Sever with his darkbane sword and backflips and headbutts FFGuy. Ultima then casts Holyja on the two.

And for good measure, i cast auto-life on myself, zanmato and Namine

 

[Zanmato]

casts Ifrit on Shiva?? like he rapes her or what??

Anyway....Zanmato casts full cure on Shiva and on Lone_wolf then slashes Ifrit into half with a buster sword.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

*weilds cerberus and shoots Lone_wolf in the face*

now it is your turn

*transforms into chaos and shoots shiva repeatedly with death penalty*

 

[Archangel]

casts Ifrit on Shiva?? like he rapes her or what??

LMFAO!!!!


Throws raw steak on ground laced with poison.. You know you want it wolfy!!

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

go on boy! get the steak!

 

[Zanmato]

poor Shiva

Zanmato casts degenerator on FFGuy then throws an elixir to Shiva.
Shiva then casts heavenly strike(FFX) on Sever Off

 

[Archangel]

Omni-slash-mug-counter on Zanmato

***Received barbie doll*** WHAT THE HELL!!??

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

*FFGuy returns in a time portal with griever and junctions him*

die mofos!

*uses shockwave pulsar on Zanmato*

 

[Dark-Angel]

Uh-huh...yeah, thats what protect is for. and Ultima's holy shield is also protecting me and zanmato...in your face

Lone wolf dashes ahead and slashes each bullet, and saving shiva from damage. Lone Wolf then sends two shards of ice into FFGuy's nipples...NIPPLE CRIPPLE!

*LW casts firaja on steak and burns it to cinders*

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

*breaks Lone_wolf's legs*

now who is a cripple?

 

[Archangel]

Omni-slash-mug-counter on Zanmato

***Received barbie doll*** WHAT THE HELL!!??

Throws Barbie doll at Lone Wolf

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

lone_wolfxbarbie

 

[Archangel]

Sever eats well done steak. "I don't feel so good"

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

why did you eat your own steak?

*casts esuna on sever_off*

 

[Dark-Angel]

Throw a barbie doll at you...wtf is that gonna do...distract me whilst i rape it or something...no!

*imbues barbie doll with dark and wedges it between ifrits bumcheeks*

 

[Zanmato]

Barbie doll?? WTF?? Does esuna cure shame effects??

Zanmato casts full-cure on himself and Lone_wolf
Shiva bitch slaps FFguy in the face yelling: take that bitchy!!

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

why did you styick your hand up ifrit's ass? do you two want alone time?

 

[Dark-Angel]

Yeah and now theres a ball of holy AND a barbie doll stuck up ifrits ass. xD