The best joke EVER!
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damn, there goes my joke 
yo momma?
The greatest joke ever is why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Because she had no arms.
I heard this one over the radio...
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There is a brother/sister pair who get together every Friday night to just hang out and watch a movie. One Friday, the brother comes on over again.
"Hey there sis, how're you?"
"Oh, I'm doing all right."
"That's good. So what movie are we going to watch tonight?"
"Well, I was thinking of doing something a little different today."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I thought that we could do a jigsaw puzzle this time. You know, I figured it'd be fun if we both do it."
"A jigsaw puzzle? ...well, I guess so. Where is it?"
"Oh, it's over there on the coffee table. I already started on it and I only managed to get the paw."
"...did you now? Well, do you have the box for it?"
"Mmmhmm, it's right here. It has a picture of a tiger on it."
"...ah...well, you sure you don't wanna watch a movie instead?"
"Hey now, I may not be a genius, but I know how to put together a puzzle!"
"...well...why don't you go pick a movie instead while I clean the Frosted Flakes off of the table?"
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There is a brother/sister pair who get together every Friday night to just hang out and watch a movie. One Friday, the brother comes on over again.
"Hey there sis, how're you?"
"Oh, I'm doing all right."
"That's good. So what movie are we going to watch tonight?"
"Well, I was thinking of doing something a little different today."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I thought that we could do a jigsaw puzzle this time. You know, I figured it'd be fun if we both do it."
"A jigsaw puzzle? ...well, I guess so. Where is it?"
"Oh, it's over there on the coffee table. I already started on it and I only managed to get the paw."
"...did you now? Well, do you have the box for it?"
"Mmmhmm, it's right here. It has a picture of a tiger on it."
"...ah...well, you sure you don't wanna watch a movie instead?"
"Hey now, I may not be a genius, but I know how to put together a puzzle!"
"...well...why don't you go pick a movie instead while I clean the Frosted Flakes off of the table?"
I took this one from "Random things" thread and it's awesome!!
I doubt my favorite jokes would be appropriate enough to say here. They sorta attack specific groups of people based on gender, religious beliefs or race.
But damn! They're funny!
But damn! They're funny!
A professor in college tells her students that there is an exam coming up that will determine whether they pass or fail the entire class. She explains that there shouldn't be any excuse for missing it, save for a serious injury or a funeral.
The smart aleck of the class raises his hand and asks, "What about sexual exhaustion?"
The other classmates bursts out laughing and the professor just wait until the laughter dies down.
She then smiles sweetly and replies, "Well, you can write with your other hand."
The smart aleck of the class raises his hand and asks, "What about sexual exhaustion?"
The other classmates bursts out laughing and the professor just wait until the laughter dies down.
She then smiles sweetly and replies, "Well, you can write with your other hand."