Two days ago...
As I was cleaning the bedroom...I dropped a PS2 remote on my foot...cracking my bone, and leaving a huge bruise on the top of my foot...
I also accidentally dropped the baby wipes (opened package) into the toilet during a midnight tinkle and had to reach in and get them out *before* flushing.
Today...
I decided to warm up some chicken noodle soup in the microwave.
As I was reaching up onto the shelf to feel my way around and find a can of soup, I thought to myself "there's so much shit up here...I hope nothing falls..."
And sure enough, a bottle of (luckily unopened) syrup fell smack dab on my head.
Anyway...I found a bowl in the kitchen. I noticed it had a small crack running down the side, so I examined it, and felt it to see if the crack was on the inside or on the bottom of the bowl; I couldn't feel the crack on either side, so I decided to use the bowl anyway...
So I heat the soup up in the microwave; to the boiling point, and I bring it back into my room. I get all situated in my bed and turn family guy on. I always eat with a pillow in my lap too...
Just as I pick the spoon up to take my first bite...
CRACK!!!
The bowl splits into THREE pieces! Scolding hot soup all over my arms and legs; soup all over my favorite pillow, the comforter, and the matress...
So I throw the pillow and the blanket into the dirty clothes, scrub the matress and whip out my handy dandy blow dryer to dry the matress off.
As I'm blowdrying the matress on full-heat...I lean down and dab some soup off of the floor. While I had my head turned, I didn't realize that I had the blow dryer pressed against the matress, and when I picked it up, there was a big smoldering, stinky, smoking brown patch burnt right out of the matress...
YESSTERDAY...
As I began taking a shower, I thought to myself..."I sure as hell hope I don't run out of hot water..."
And sure enough...I did...I sat in my room covered in soap and conditioner for over an hour.
As I jumped out of the shower in a pissed off rage, I smacked my leg against the corner of the sink and I now have a HUGE bruise on my knee the size of a half-dollar.
Bad Luck, anyone?
As I was cleaning the bedroom...I dropped a PS2 remote on my foot...cracking my bone, and leaving a huge bruise on the top of my foot...
I also accidentally dropped the baby wipes (opened package) into the toilet during a midnight tinkle and had to reach in and get them out *before* flushing.
Today...
I decided to warm up some chicken noodle soup in the microwave.
As I was reaching up onto the shelf to feel my way around and find a can of soup, I thought to myself "there's so much shit up here...I hope nothing falls..."
And sure enough, a bottle of (luckily unopened) syrup fell smack dab on my head.
Anyway...I found a bowl in the kitchen. I noticed it had a small crack running down the side, so I examined it, and felt it to see if the crack was on the inside or on the bottom of the bowl; I couldn't feel the crack on either side, so I decided to use the bowl anyway...
So I heat the soup up in the microwave; to the boiling point, and I bring it back into my room. I get all situated in my bed and turn family guy on. I always eat with a pillow in my lap too...
Just as I pick the spoon up to take my first bite...
CRACK!!!
The bowl splits into THREE pieces! Scolding hot soup all over my arms and legs; soup all over my favorite pillow, the comforter, and the matress...
So I throw the pillow and the blanket into the dirty clothes, scrub the matress and whip out my handy dandy blow dryer to dry the matress off.
As I'm blowdrying the matress on full-heat...I lean down and dab some soup off of the floor. While I had my head turned, I didn't realize that I had the blow dryer pressed against the matress, and when I picked it up, there was a big smoldering, stinky, smoking brown patch burnt right out of the matress...
YESSTERDAY...
As I began taking a shower, I thought to myself..."I sure as hell hope I don't run out of hot water..."
And sure enough...I did...I sat in my room covered in soap and conditioner for over an hour.
As I jumped out of the shower in a pissed off rage, I smacked my leg against the corner of the sink and I now have a HUGE bruise on my knee the size of a half-dollar.
Bad Luck, anyone?
