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Koloth

Koloth

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For anybody who is a fan of any of the series, The Original Series, Animated Series (but I do not think too many watched it), The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager and Enterprise.

OK, rules, no flaming Trekkies or Trekkers
Klingons are my preferred race.

Must know something about the different alians. Understand the Prime Directive. Among other things.

Also, you must understand that Romulans have no honor. Also the only way to die is in the line of duty. Also, never allow yourself to be taken prisoner.

I guess that is enough for now.

edit per Adamant's request

OK, I will have ranks

Our ship will be the I.K.S. Gr'oth

Koloth actually was a Klingon Captain, I will be Captain Koloth
Adamant can be my first officer, his rank will be Ltn. Cmdr.
Neo Amon is in charge of Tactical, his rank will be Ltn.
Squall True Lionheart is in charge of the computers. He is the Science Officer with the rank of Ltn.

I will come up with other positions as people join.
 
You didn't name officers! You can be Captain Koloth, I'll be Lieutenant Adamant, and any other people who join can be commanders of their respective devisions.

Anyways, I was trying to have a conversation today with my mom about all the ways an Enterprise class starship could easily beat a Star Destroyer (from Star Wars). For one thing, and this is something few non-Star Trek fans realize, the Enterprise crew could just teleport a few guys with phasers on the Star Destroyer, kill the officers on board, and then teleport off. They don't have shields on those star destroyers, so there is no way they could stop this!

Plus, you have the issue of weapons range. The USS Phoenix proved that a good Nebula class cruiser could hit an enemy at over 200,000 km away, and I bet the Enterprise has a similar range. Those laser turrets on the Star destroyer have a range of about what, a few hundred kilometers? Plus, considering how incredibly slow the star destroyers are, it seems like a couple of Enterprise class ships could just take potshots at the destroyer from a distance without any fear of return fire, until the destroyer collapsed under it's own damage.

Needless to say, my mom was not that interested.
 
Well, your mom does not know what is good programing.

Any, important things to remember

Romulans have no honor
Cardassians have no honor
Ferengi only folow "The Rules of Acquisition"
Vulcans believe that logic controls emotion
Earthers are stupid
Bejorins worship beings that do not live in Linear time
Vorta worhip the Founders (live in the Gama Quandrent)
Founders are shape shifters (live in the Gama Quandrant)
GemAdar (sp) are the army for the Founders that need a special drug to survive
Borg are part living and part machine. They are a collective that work as one. (Live in the Delta Quandrant)

There are many other aliens. But these are the major ones. My spelling maybe totally wrong. But, I never said I was an English major.
 
Our ship will be the I.K.S. Gr'oth. Neo will be in charge of Tactical and have the rank of Liet.
 
Hmm, we need a communications officer. STL, open frequencies to contact the lead Bird of Prey.
 
Right away Sir!!
*turns on the main cp, opens frecuencies in order to get in contact with the "Bird of Prey", and while at it, he eats a slice of pizza*

Sir, we've just got an answer, they want to discuss this issue personally with both of you.
 
OK, lets go to warp 5 to catch up with Kor. So I can transport on ship and get a better explanation. He is presently following the Federation Ships.

He said he contacted Star Fleet Comand. He said the Federation ships are renegades. They attacked the Bird of Prey. The Bird of Prey were just defending themselves. These Earthers have no honor.

Kor said he was on his way to Star Base 8.
 
Engage.

Captain, we've detected a distress signal on one of our less used bands. It appears they are trying to avoid federation detection. What should be do?
 
It appears to be a secure message for my eyes only. I am taking it in my quarters.

It's Kor, he said he has some very important info.
 
Captain, we've succeeded in unscrambling most of the signal. It reads as follows:


D'deridex class warbird Enthara requesting assistance. We have been disabled by hostile ships, they appeared to have used an advanced cloaking device that did not register on our database. Please inform High Command of our status.

Admiral Teknar out.

Sounds like we're dealing with a disabled Romulan ship here. What should we do, Captain?
 
Let the Federation handle it. This is their space. I have issues with Kor to discuss with Kor.
 
Kor and Koloth meet each other just outside the captains quarters. They glare at each other for a few moments, respectfully nod, and proceed in the room. The door is locked, but sounds of Klingon curse words and clashing blades can be heard for the duration of their meeting. There is also quite a bit of yelling, but nobody outside can make out exactly what they are discussing.

A few hours later, Kor and Koloth make their way out of the captains quarters, both with a drink in hand and Kor supported on Koloth's shoulder. Both are laughing hysterically, and it took all of Koloth's strength to keep them walking down the hall. "And you know what I did after he begged me to let him surrender?", Kor asked. "I chopped his head off!" They both roared with laughter as they proceeded to the deck.

Adamant, as usual, was rather grumpy for not being involved.
 
Koloth looks at Adamant and yells "you have the ship for now. But if anything out of the ordinary happens, contact me in my quarters."

Walks to the turbo lift, with Kor.

"Kor, Adamant is way too serious."
 
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