So a gay guy fancies me

regardless of this fact (btw do you mean munter? :wacky:)

when i was at work today i sent an email to the radio station we listen to and got them to play the drugs dont work. i said one of my colleagues was being too happy and we needed something a bit depressing to sort her out.

after they played it some cunt phoned in and said "AM FEELIN A BIT DOWN CAN YOU PLAY REACH FOR THE STARS BY S CLUB 7" :hmph:
 
I went as a mummy once... it started unravelling in undesirable locations, and all I had on underneath was a pair of white boxers.

The shame was almost unbearable. =[


hahahaha aw. yeah, keeping myself ravelled would be a night mare, safety pins and a sewing kit might save that though......
 
regardless of this fact (btw do you mean munter? :wacky:)

when i was at work today i sent an email to the radio station we listen to and got them to play the drugs dont work. i said one of my colleagues was being too happy and we needed something a bit depressing to sort her out.

after they played it some cunt phoned in and said "AM FEELIN A BIT DOWN CAN YOU PLAY REACH FOR THE STARS BY S CLUB 7" :hmph:
no i mean minter. good looking. :rage:

also, fantastic choice of song. :ohoho:
 
stop abusin my pal, kelly.

he tried to give me advice when i was dying from the manflu.

you just told me to man the fuck up :hmph:
 
Also, a route around my drawers :-)ohoho:) has unearthed a POVC cat suit, so I could go as a.....*Drumroll* CAT. Orrrr if I don't lose this bit of belly (it makes it ride right up the arse, I must have a longer body than the folk who fucking made this thing) I have a leather basque so I could get a witches hat and some stripey tights/socks and go as a witch :monster:
 
just put some really dark eye shadow all round your eyes and you can go as a jeremy kyle junkie bastard - single mum - slept with half of britain - will get her fanny out for 50p guest.

ps: im not suggesting your any of those things. well other than a single mum but thats not important to jezza :mokken:
 
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