Random Quotes Thread

[Thanados]

Basically, any random quotes that made you laugh, or that stick in your head.


Like Hotshots part deux;

Saddam hussain:
'Now I will kill you until you die from it!'

American Prez to Saddam:
'Lets settle this the old navy way. First one to die, loses!'

or
Pulp Fiction;

Vincent Vega & Jules in car:
V 'Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face!'
J 'What the f*ck you do that for?'

etc.

 

[Firion's Babe]

stuck in my head:

"Believe in the future, persist in the present... That's what I'll do."
-Firion, Dissidia

 

[.Ted]

Konjiki no Gash Bell

"Ha! You're one hundred years too young to be talking about the wind."
-Jeed/Jido to Ted as they enter Mochinoki City

"I have noticed there are other demons living in this household. Should you decide to acquire their aid, I would have to turn this house into a battleground."
-Earth to Gash and Kiyomaro, as he challenges them to battle someplace else.

Er, that's all for now, but I'll edit this post or post a new, um, post should I come up with more from anything else.

 

[Harlequin]

Futurama -

Zapp Brannigan: Captain's Journal, Stardate..uh...

Kiff: Ugh, April 13th.

ZB: April 13th... point 2. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. however I did make it with a hot alien babe.

And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

[Pause]

ZB: Kiff, I'm asking you a question.

Kiff:

Genius.

 

[Monster]

"You want to keep breathing? Shut up and come quiet."
- Fang, FFXIII.

 

[Takumi]

"If you're not gonna shoot him, KUNG FU his ASS!" - Rush Hour 2

 

[Firion's Babe]

"So they summon a rainstorm with their magic? What of it? I too shall join the battle."
-Dynasty Warriors 4

 

[bearsfwd]

"You spoony bard!"

Everyone knows where that's from!

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

I haven't seen the movie in a long time so I could be off on a few of these.

"The average drug abuse can cope with the sight of seeing his dead grandmother crawling up his leg with a knife in her teeth, but no one should be asked to handle this trip."
- Duke

"Duke? Duke...Hi! I'm Lacerta! You're photographer."
"You're not Portugese, man!"
- Lacerta and Duke

"1967, the Great San Francisco Acid Wave! There I was. (he looks and sees himself sitting in a chair) Mother of God! There I am! ...Holy fuck... Clearly I was a victim of the acid frenzy."
- Duke

"We somewhere on the edge of Barsto, in the middle of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit light headed. Maybe you should drive.' Suddenly, there was a huge roar all around us. And the sky was filled with what seemed to be huge bats, all swooping and diving around the car. And a voice was screaming 'Holy Jesus! What are these God damn animals!' "
- Duke

"Wait! We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
- Duke

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when its holding a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
- Duke

"Please, God. Just let me get rid of this car and off this God forsaken desert. (He sees a traffic cop) Oh! You evil bastard! You better take care of me lord 'cause if you don't...You're gonna have me on your hands."
- Duke

They're all from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

 

[GrieverZER0]

[FONT=&quot]Rikimaru:[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Blackness covers all I see and all I touch.[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]No feeling of pain just sorrow.[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]My hand loses grip of the sword I held.[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]And I turn to become a true shadow.

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Dog Soldiers[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]If Little Red Riding Hood Came At you With a Bazooka and a Bad Attitude I’d Expect you to Chin The Bitch.

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Schwarzwald (Big O)[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]"Is it a crime to try and learn the truth?,is it a sin to search for those things which you fear? my purpose in this is world is knowledge and the disemination of it[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot],and it is i who is to restore the fruits of my labours to the entire world.Fear....,it is something vital to us puny creatures,the instant man stops fearing is the instant the species will reach a dead end,only to sink to pityable lows,only to sit and wait apathetically for exsinction.Wake up!!!, dont be afraid of knowledge.Humans who lose the capasity to think become creatures whos existance has no value. Think!!!,you humans who are split into two worlds,unless you want the gulf between humans to expand to obvlion you must think!"[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot][Tenchi points behind Ryoko and Ayeka]
Tenchi: A bear has come out of the mountains and is airing out its futon! [Tenchi runs away]

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Sgt. Johnson (Halo):[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]“Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!”[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot][/FONT]

 

[Testra]

If Little Red Riding Hood Came At you With a Bazooka and a Bad Attitude I’d Expect you to Chin The Bitch.
Dog Soldiers

Little Pigs, Little Pigs We've Come To Nick Your Stereo
Dog Soldiers

 

[Takumi]

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
"It's... OVER 9,000!!!!!!"
"WHAT!? OVER 9,000!?"

you know what I mean

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang -

Gay Perry: "You know what you'd see if you looked up 'stupid' in the dictionary?"
Harry: "A picture of my face?"
Gay Perry: "No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"


Dragon Ball Z (Team 4 Star Dub) -

(after Vegeta gets knocked into a cliff)
Vegeta: "This...proves...nothing..."
Goku: "Are you alright in there?"
Vegeta: "Oh sure, fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gum-drops and ice cream in here."
Goku: "Ooooooh! Can I come in?"
Vegeta: "...I'm surrounded by idiots."
Goku: "I thought you were surrounded by gum-drops and ice cream."
Vegeta: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!"

(Gohan transforms into his ape form)
Goku: "Gohan, remember your friend Icarus? ...He killed him."
Vegeta: "Oh, now that's BULLSHIT! I haven't killed a damn thing since I got to this God forsaken planet! Not from lack of trying mind you."

Raditz: "I'm going to kill you, then I'm going to kill your little Namek friend."
Goku: "He's not a Namek! He's a Yoshi!"
Piccolo: "Goku, I'm not really a Yoshi. It was sarcasm."
Goku: "Sarcasm? What does that taste like?"
(Raditz stomps on Goku's chest)
Goku: "AAUUUGHH! My ribs! He's crushing my...Mmmmmm, riiiiiiibs."

(I think I'm a little off on this one)
Vegeta: "You're dead Kakarot! You, and the rest of this pathetic planet!"
Goku: "Hey. That's not very nice."
Vegeta: "Of course it's not nice! I'M FUCKING EVIL!!!"

Dragon Ball Z (WeeklyTubeShow dub)

Hercule: "You know how Majin Buu eats people and aborbs their power. Well, I'm gonna eat Majin Buu's shit and save the world!"