Random object battle

[Rasputin]

This RP battle will be held between STL and Adamant. The rules are simple- choose 10 random objects, and you will be allowed to use them in any way you like in order to defeat your opponent. My objects are as follows:

A full scale replica of the Battleship Yamato
A 4 pack of Energizer Lithium AA Batteries
A fresh blackberry pie
A signed copy of War and Peace
An authentic Uzi submachine gun
Kiefer Sutherland
A large section of the Berlin Wall
A vintage Back to the Future hoverboard
A brand new toaster
Edvard Munch's The Scream

Your move, STL. Other members can feel free to interfere to a limited extent. I guess you can do the first attack, too.

 

[Koloth]

Shoots Adamant, in the head, with the Uzi.

Uzi Machine Gun
Phaser
Klingon disruptor
a jeep
18 wheeler
basball bat
samurai sword
photon torpedo
unabridged dictionary
hockey puck

 

[Rasputin]

Except I have filled the the Uzi with blackberry pie, jamming the gun.

I then throw the remains at your face.

 

[Koloth]

spits the blackberries and proceeds to shoot my Klingon disruptor at Adamant's face. "Ugh, I am not that crazy about blackberries"

 

[Dean Winchester]

Ok, time to meet the wrath of an Archadian Judge!!


My Character (taken from FFXII):
Name:Judge Magister Zargabaath
Rank: Captain of the Alexander
Weapon: Large Broadsword
Battleship: The Alexander
Items:
X Potion (3, heal 2000 HP)
Hi Ether (3, heals 300 MP)
Elixer (completely heals both HP and MP)
Nethicite (3, replenish 30000 MP of the Alexander)
Alexander's Main Weaponry:
Mist Cannon- 30000 MP
Pulse Wave- 20000 MP
Energy Field- 10000 MP
Banishing Ray- 50000 MP
Judgment-500000MP

Judge Zargabaath
HP: 9999/9999
MP:9999/9999

The Alexander:
HP: 300000/300000
MP:50000/50000
Energy:1000000/1000000


Actions:

"Gentlemen, the man known as Adamant thretens to destroy the Archadian Empire. Our orders are too seek and destroy, no prissoners. Now men, let them feel the wrath of the Alexander, Mist Cannon!!!"

*Judge Zargabaath orders the Alexander to shot Adamant*

 

[Koloth]

Oh no, STL is using RPG stats.

shoots a photon torpedo at STL, taking 29999 HP off the Alexander.

 

[Ponce De Leon]

my ten objects are all bicycles

i run over koloth AND squall true lionhart with all ten of thenm

 

[Dean Winchester]

My Character (taken from FFXII):
Name:Judge Magister Zargabaath
Rank: Captain of the Alexander
Weapon: Large Broadsword
Battleship: The Alexander
Items:
X Potion (3, heal 2000 HP)
Hi Ether (3, heals 300 MP)
Elixer (completely heals both HP and MP)
Nethicite (3, replenish 30000 MP of the Alexander)
Alexander's Main Weaponry:
Mist Cannon- 30000 MP
Pulse Wave- 20000 MP
Energy Field- 10000 MP
Banishing Ray- 50000 MP
Judgment-500000MP

Judge Zargabaath
HP: 9999/9999
MP:9999/9999

The Alexander:
HP: 270001/300000
MP:50000/50000
Energy:950000/1000000

Actions:

"Gentlemen, the man known as Adamant thretens to destroy the Archadian Empire. Our orders are too seek and destroy, no prissoners. Now men, let them feel the wrath of the Alexander, Mist Cannon!!!"

*Judge Zargabaath orders the Alexander to shot Adamant*
* The Alexander endures the attack taking 29,999 of damage*
"ARGH!! well, men! Counter attack all of them with Pulse Wave too!!"

 

[Koloth]

ugh, I have treadmarks..... shoots phaser at Leon....

 

[Gabranth]

heres mine

satsuma
screwdriver
steel bar
cake with a cherry on top
anti aircrraft gun
shuriken
metal box of doom
Diamond bat
Giant spider

 

[Koloth]

shoots another photon torpedo at the Alexander taking another 100000 HP.

 

[Ponce De Leon]

Oh Come On Squall Fight Me

 

[Gabranth]

Sends giant spider to poson koloth
-100000 hp per turn

 

[Dean Winchester]

*Zargabaath orders the soldiers to land the Alexander. Then he went outside, drew his sword and tossed a granade near Koloth*
Take that!!!

 

[Koloth]

protected by shields "lucky I put my shields up when I did." But functioning on 50% shields

 

[Gabranth]

spider retreats

 

[Dean Winchester]

*The Alexander endures yet again another attack. Zargabaath orders his men to retreat and repair the Alexander.*

"Here's your reward for messing with my ship!!"

*Tosses 4 grenades near Koloth taking 25% from his shield*

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Items:
X Potion (3, heal 2000 HP)
Hi Ether (3, heals 300 MP)
Elixer (completely heals both HP and MP)
Nethicite (3, replenish 30000 MP of the Alexander)
Grenade (14/20)
Alexander's Main Weaponry:
Mist Cannon- 30000 MP
Pulse Wave- 20000 MP
Energy Field- 10000 MP
Banishing Ray- 50000 MP
Judgment-500000MP

Judge Zargabaath
HP: 9999/9999
MP:9999/9999

The Alexander:
HP: 170001/300000
MP:50000/50000
Energy:950000/1000000

 

[Gabranth]

Spider attack alexander whilst it's repairing

 

[Koloth]

Assigns people, in the engineering department, to repair the shields. "Ka-pla!!!"

 

[Gabranth]

hmm time to use another weapon
uses anti aircraft gun on the alexander dealing major damage