Picture this: *CRINGE*

[Meds]

This thread is too funny for me to ignore. Ok I'll do one. Lack of pacing and punctuation will be for effect.

Picture This: Bieng buck naked locked in a sauna for an hour then having several people swiftly inflict deep paper cuts accross every square centimetre of your entire body including your eyelids then rolling you like a sausage down a mountain of salt which has a ramp at the bottom of it that causes you to soar a short distance and land into an enormous vat of hot VINEGAR with a very round and slippery rim.

 

[Yaoi Master Gavin]

Picture this: Getting stretched out on a rack and having someone peel away you skin with a potato peeler. The have them place you in a vat of hydrogen peroxide. Bring you out again and start sewing your skin back on using wire. Then stretching you out again until the wire is ripped out and the folds of skin fall before putting you back in the hydrogen peroxide. And so it continues...

 

[Gabe]

Picture this: Snipping off your leg with scissors. The time limit: A laser beam moving slowly towards your dick. Once you snip your leg off, you're free to crawl out of the trap. Then your leg will be fully restored afterwards (somehow).

 

[Laro]

Imagine this: A cockroach scurrying into your nostril, crawling into your lungs and getting stuck.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

True.

Even worse would be what The Sun's election result headline would probably have been if that happened: "THE SUN WOT WON IT (AGAIN!)".

EDIT: This thread is freaking me out now.

It's both hilarious and sickening how much they were sucking up to Nick Clegg today, after spending the last two weeks trying to claim he barely exists and can never possibly run the country.