Pbbt.

[Kermit the Frog]

I just did a huge mistake which involved one of my fellow FFF members, and he/she does not know I did this.
Mary McDermid is my IEP teacher. She helps me with normal stuff, blah blah blah. I told her I was gonna be sent to London, England, for high school. She asked me who I was going to stay with for 5 years in London. Our conversation was...

Amelia : I'm going to England for high school.
McD : Oh wow, really?
Amelia : Yeah.
McD : In London, am I wrong?
Amelia : Yeah.
McD : Oh WOW. Who are you going to stay with during your high school years?
Amelia *gone silent*
McD : Well?
Amelia : ...Kelly Bradford...

And that was the biggest mistake of my life.

 

[Fusilli]

I'm sure bam will be delighted.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I'm sure bam will be delighted.

I wouldn't be surprised if she DID have a 47-inch screen TV and a Nintendo Wii.

 

[Fusilli]

I expected that to say 47-inch cock.

 

[Bambi]

Wtf

And it's 43''

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Wtf

And it's 43''

I extended it.

 

[Blue Link]

I wanna live with Bam D=

 

[Bambi]

I don't live in London either, and I sure as hell don't plan on livin with the southerners

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Bam, do you find yourself in a group convo on em es en? 'Cause I'm really confused who did it and it disturbed the video I was watching on youtube that was about geisha's come-ons.

 

[Bambi]

Nope, can't say that I am. I'm in one whole convo with a mate

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Just let her move in and charge an outrageous amount in rent.

 

[Bambi]

Oooh that's a good idea, although she will have to sleep in the garden, I have no room

 

[Casanova]

I don't live in London either, and I sure as hell don't plan on livin with the southerners

 

[Bambi]

It's fucking expensive down there

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Oooh that's a good idea, although she will have to sleep in the garden, I have no room

Can I squeeze in beside Velcro in his little cat bed?

 

[Bambi]

She sleeps on my bed

 

[Kermit the Frog]

She sleeps on my bed

Is sleeping on your couch okay? I need space, you pig pog!

 

[Casanova]

The sofa is off limits.

It acts as Bam's bed when she can't be arsed to move all the clothes off of her actual bed.

 

[Bambi]

Hahaha, he hit the nail on the head right there