Ohmigoodnass.

[Kermit the Frog]

Some idiot fell for my "Dave, the Scottish Mangler" trick and tried to get my phone #.
Oh, and my friend posed as Emily Bradford, an English lady.

(Dave adds Emily and Sally Samantha Heather (a.k.a "I am sooooooooo awesome")
Dave : Hello there.
Emily : Gooddaay, me love.
I am soooooooo awesome : hello...?/?//??
I am soooooooo awesome : who r u
Dave : I'm Dave, the Scottish Mangler, and this is my friend Emily Bradford.
Emily : Where'd you get this smiley, Davey?
Dave : Nevermind her...
I am soooooooo awesome : wherre r u frum
Dave : I'm from Scotland, and Emily is from England.
Emily : You mean pork!
Dave : I hope she said that on wrong convo...
Emily : I DID NAUGHT
I am soooooooo awesome : i am frum the states
I am soooooooo awesome : can i see ur picture plzee
*Dave saves picture from Member Picture thread and displays it as MSN picture)
Dave : There's me.
Dave : Emily?
Emily : Whut.
Dave : Your picture.
Emily : Oh. Yeah. Right.
*Emily accepts send from Dave on another convo that has Frisk's picture on it*
Emily : There's me trying to open my damn bottle o' wine.
I am sooooooo awesome : dave u look cutez.
Dave : Uh...thanks?
I am sooooooo awesome : can i have ur fone number so i can call u sumtyme
Emily (on other convo) : Say no, Amelia!
Dave (on group convo) : Sorry, I'm taken.
I am sooooooo awesome : aww but can u brake up with her
Dave : I can't...bye.
Emily : Bye. I needa go to Pizza Hut now.
*Dave and Emily leave the convo*

The stupid bitch nearly asked me for MY phone number. She added me, I wouldn't delete her.
The convo was about 40 minutes ago, and it took me a while to find the message history and copy it down.

 

[Gabranth]

?

 

[Bambi]

You better not have :stare:

 

[Kermit the Frog]

You better not have :stare:

She asked for it.

 

[Gabranth]

ohai

 

[Bambi]

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

What just happened?

 

[Gabranth]

somehtign shit nodoubt.
hai pooley and amelia and banmi

 

[Bambi]

Me deleting all my pictures from the member picture thread is what just happened

 

[Kermit the Frog]

What just happened?

Read the first post, Amnesia Boy.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Me deleting all my pictures from the member picture thread is what just happened

I'n glad you just did that, for before I sent the picture to dear "Emily" I saved it just in case of any sending errors.

 

[Gabranth]

is you know?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I've worked for 25 hours of the last 48, with no more than 8 hours sleep. No.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Everyone get on the Shoutbox, dear Gab is completely drunk.

 

[Casanova]

Not again.

 

[Gabranth]

ohairjohn!!
my johnny boy

 

[Kermit the Frog]

ohairjohn!!
my johnny boy

I think "Johnny Boy" is seriously pissed off at what you have done in the shoutbox, dear.
Aye, I meant the drunkness.

 

[Casanova]

Hello Gabs.

 

[Casanova]

I think "Johnny Boy" is seriously pissed off at what you have done in the shoutbox, dear.
Aye, I meant the drunkness.

I'm not seriously pissed off at all, actually.

 

[Gabranth]

oh I like you bamp sgig and avy
iyou like vamp too/