Oh dear lord

[Bambi]

In the space of a week (after like a huge man drought)

I met army dude
July dude got back in touch & wants to see me sooner
My ex was telling me he wanted me back last night
and out of the blue my most recent ex has just text me

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!

 

[ben7855]

sod's law and shit happens lmao

 

[Daenerys]

So you've gone from having no men, to being wanted by...4?

Good Golly Miss Bambi!

xD

In seriousness, go for the one you like the most, I guess. Or the one you'll be able to see the most.

Or just have a giant orgy.

 

[Bambi]

hah i want to cry *shakes fist at sods law*

Or just have a giant orgy.

 

[Saix]

Have at 'em.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

a) Stop being so promiscuous.
b) Stop complaining.

 

[Finnegan III]

a) Stop being so promiscuous.
b) Stop complaining.

c) get with Pooley.

 

[Fusilli]

Most people wouldn't be complaining in your situation.

But ya, I'd go with what Mark said.

 

[Bambi]

a) Stop being so promiscuous. .

but i havent done anything to encourage the other 3

b) Stop complaining.

Its too much for me too handle, I only wanted one man

c) get with Pooley.

 

[ben7855]

then make ya mind up lmao

failing that lmao look my way, im single and looking

 

[Fusilli]

then make ya mind up lmao

failing that lmao look my way, im single and looking

Lol did you not read her post? Four men is bad enough.

 

[Bambi]

oh fuck.... men everywhere
































































I think i may join a convent

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Right now, option c is the best for both of us.

 

[ben7855]

Lol did you not read her post? Four men is bad enough.

i did lmao

 

[Bambi]

Right now, option c is the best for both of us.

haha shall we elope, kind sir? <3

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Sounds banter to me.

 

[Bambi]

*skips off into the sunset with pools*

 

[Fusilli]

Can I have one of your rejects then?

 

[Bambi]

hahah theres plenty to go round, help yourself

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Sloppy seconds.