My sequin converse

[Will Graham]

Well you should at least pretend to have chronic back pain when you're passing as 19, got I had people who are bitches about ID, the ones who wont sell you lighters are the worst

 

[Bambi]

On the sequin ones? Yeah I guess so

 

[Bambi]

Well you should at least pretend to have chronic back pain when you're passing as 19, got I had people who are bitches about ID, the ones who wont sell you lighters are the worst

I already have a bad back

You should see the looks I get when I'm with Ellie, I can see folk looking at me, trying to do the maths and clearly coming up with the wrong numbers

 

[Will Graham]

Maybe they all just saw rainman and wanted to take a crack at being maths wizzes, is wizzes a word am I missing a h

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Well you should at least pretend to have chronic back pain when you're passing as 19, got I had people who are bitches about ID, the ones who wont sell you lighters are the worst

The ones who don't sell you deoderant are the worst.

 

[Bambi]

Hahahahahahahahahaha, incase you're inhaling it or some shit? xD

 

[Will Graham]

The ones who don't sell you deoderant are the worst.

No way, for serious?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Because it's flammable.

 

[Bambi]

Oh, haha

You know you're not allowed to take paint on buses because of that

Imagine walking home with tins of fucking paint

 

[Will Graham]

I know people who claim they've been refused red bull for being under 16

 

[Bambi]

I know someone that got someone to go into the shop for him to get that because he thought it was alcohol the tit

 

[Will Graham]

Sounds like a hardcore chap, I love those nine year olds who ask you to buy them smokes outside the shop too

 

[Bambi]

My heart sinks when I see the nippers loitering by the shop, then you get called a bitch for saying no to them

 

[Will Graham]

That sucks, they call me mister and then say "ah jaysus" when I tell them I've no id on me, makes my day

 

[Bambi]

They look at my id and i get the raised eyebrows and youre older than you look

 

[Will Graham]

I get stared out of it the second I walk into an offo till I produce my ID, then they look at me like I have some how fooled them

 

[Bambi]

Ah ha, they look at me like Im trying to pull a fast one, I bet they sit there thinkin' Im gunna ID her and shes gunna have to put it allllll back

Nob eds

 

[Will Graham]

Or the ones who despite IDing you repeatedly and recognise you wont sell you anything even when you forgot your ID, shopkeeprs are just bad people

 

[Bambi]

Oh man, Ive lived here for like, over 5 years, and Ive been buying my wine from the fucking shop that whole time, and on a very regular basis, and every now and then Il get Id'd by someone thats served me a milion times before and im like, are you fuckign for real?

 

[Will Graham]

Why do they do this? They lose business solely to be cuntmuffins