My cat the porn star

She is supposed to enjoy hunting creepy crawly things -__-
 
anything with more than four legs is a bug to me.

Like Crawfish, wait that stuff is good i've been eating bugs!
 
Cats do scary things like stare at you at night on the window.
 
Your cats eyes must be missing or something cause all cats stare if your looking or not.
 
Hahaha. That's what cats do. You can look as scary as you want, but serious cat is not impressed.

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She was up all night meowing the horny little bitch. I either need to let her get laid or got the little shit spayewd -__-
 
I bet she'd still feel the same even if you did spay her, but she'd just become more aggressive because she can never ever get any again. So she'll start attacking you, then you'll be sorry.
Set her up with the cat across the street instead.
 
Doesn't it like, take away the urge? She's driving me up the wall today, I have a gaggle of tomcats lurking outside my house. I'm gunna throw water on them all soon -__-
 
Oh well, it could be that, I dunno, but im gunna ring the vets tomorrow I think -__-
 
Well, I have actually let her out but when they go near her, she attacks them, she's just a tease :gasp:
 
hahaha she's certainly doing that, I had to keep chasing a tom cat out of my house before, I wanted to strangle him >_<
 
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